chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2017:  19:24:50

Exclaim loudly,”Do you know that my taxes pay your salary?!”

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2017:  03:40:42

Fake penance

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2017:  15:26:38

Groan loudly

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2017:  03:24:03

Hope you just get a warning.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2017:  05:33:55

Insist on seeing his badge

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2017:  03:19:29

Joke about not paying attention

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/01/2017:  17:48:59

Kiss the drivers license good bye.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2017:  18:38:04

Good to hear from you Richard! I hope all is well. Just saw a post from Daniel as well.

Listen politely to his lecture about speeding.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2017:  21:51:10

Mention that the Mayor is your brother-in-law

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/02/2017:  05:30:26

Thanks Bill. All's well, just took a break that lasted way to long.

nod off while getting your ticket.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2017:  16:36:56

Offer to make a generous contribution to The Patrolmens Benevolent Association

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2017:  16:41:30

Pass him a $20 bill with a wink and a nod

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/02/2017 16:41:45

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2017:  16:59:00

Quietly slip the bottle of gin under the seat

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/03/2017:  08:02:59

Run around your car 5 times yelling "feed the cats" over and over.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2017:  21:50:10

Send an SOS text to your lawyer

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2017:  12:28:56

Tell the officer he has the wrong guy.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/08/2017:  14:54:56

Undress while the cop isn't looking

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2017:  06:32:20

Volunteer to deliver donuts to the police station if he lets you go.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2017:  06:39:19

Weep silently, mumbling something about buying your kids new shoes

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2017:  06:57:16

“X” the signature line thinking you can deny it was you when you get to court.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/09/2017:  16:34:26

Yell "Take me to your leader" as loud as you can.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2017:  04:34:44

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....!!!!! Oh, sorry officer, all the booze I drank is making me sleepy.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2017:  04:37:28

New topic: Things you like about where you live.

Art museums nearby.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2017:  05:36:36

Beautiful vistas

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2017:  11:28:17

Craft beer breweries.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2017:  12:49:17

Deer and antelope

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2017:  13:21:04

Early morning walks through the woods.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2017:  10:12:38

Fishing for Rocky Mountain trout

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2017:  02:58:10

Great music scene.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2017:  08:43:46

Horse ranches

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2017:  10:48:20

Ice skating on ponds in winter

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2017:  07:07:54

Jackrabbits

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2017:  13:38:49

Kite flying at the high school

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/14/2017:  14:49:08

Learning there's no place like home.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2017:  03:33:29

Wants you to be kind to your web-footed friends.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2017:  08:28:25

Hahahah,hohohoh,heeheehee

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2017:  15:00:59

Miro breweries (where one can drink to forget posting in the wrong thread)

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/16/2017:  15:07:06

Nero's Pizza

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/16/2017:  17:11:05

Old ranches

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2017:  17:57:13

Pretty houses

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/17/2017:  05:32:00

Qwerty UF coeds.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2017:  04:42:16

Really nice neighbors

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/18/2017:  06:29:23

Safe neighbourhoods

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2017:  08:50:43

Turkeys and other wildlife in the backyard.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2017:  20:38:51

Undulating landscape

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2017:  13:27:34

Velvet Elvis painting are seldom seen.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/20/2017:  13:58:34

Winos gathering outside the herbal medicine shop

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2017:  02:36:28

Xena posters in the local gift shop.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/21/2017:  07:54:03

Yuletide lights brightening up the short December daylight