jistgreg - Posted - 02/01/2016:  22:25:31

Really fake sincerity as you tell her that library science has always fascinated you. 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2016:  03:24:02

Sincerely tell the shy librarian that library science has always fascinated you. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2016:  05:23:19

Trip over your insincere words showing fake enthusiasm for library science

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2016:  14:27:10

Use your considerable research skills to look up library sciences and decide that you aren't really interested after all.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2016:  14:14:54

Vent to the library general manager about your disappointment in outdated systems

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2016:  10:53:55

Wake up to the reality that you're not going to make it with the shy librarian. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2016:  19:32:06

(E)Xit the library quietly out the side door

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2016:  19:33:39

Yell to the heavens to release your sorrow. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/13/2016:  10:17:59

Zip line through the fiction section.

New topic: Items found in Last Words man cave

A lazy boy recliner with cup holder and back massager.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2016:  10:19:21

Beer refrigerator

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/13/2016:  10:25:48

Can of whoopass

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2016:  10:35:15

Deadheads (deer) on wall

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2016:  10:47:59

eight ball on the pool table.

jistgreg - Posted - 02/14/2016:  05:50:43

Florida Panthers ice hockey poster 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2016:  08:54:12

Gatorade

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/14/2016:  12:52:26

Huge poster of Xena.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2016:  08:08:01

Ice cubes for mixed drinks. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/16/2016:  10:21:50

Jerry can filled with gator repellent

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2016:  15:58:36

Killer sound system

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2016:  16:16:37

Love letters from First Word

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2016:  10:43:25

Motorcycle magazines

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2016:  04:54:03

Nudie mags

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2016:  12:27:15

old nudie magazines

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/25/2016:  03:56:22

porcelain statue of Daffy Duck.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2016:  05:59:44

Queen sized sofa bed

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2016:  06:02:21

Rack of ribs

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2016:  11:05:09

Sofa bed, queen sized.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/25/2016:  18:05:07

The Stanley cup

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2016:  03:24:56

Unopened beer in the refrigerator. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2016:  03:50:32

Video of your fishing trip

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2016:  08:59:53

Women? What women?

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/26/2016:  16:50:00

Xena

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2016:  04:36:22

Yellowed copies of Playboy from the 1960's. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/28/2016:  05:18:50

Zamboni

New Topic: Scented candles

Amazon Women

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2016:  18:15:00

Beer

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2016:  18:24:30

Can't figure this one......beer scented candle?? Amazon women??

OM45GE - Posted - 02/29/2016:  03:29:50

I assumed Richard was looking for humo(u)rous candle scents, real or otherwise 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/29/2016:  04:02:57

Bill is correct and they come up with some really strange scents.

Cinnamon

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/29/2016:  07:43:38

Dead fish. (I need to get out more)

OM45GE - Posted - 02/29/2016:  11:47:52

eau de underwear

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2016:  09:36:04

Flatulatory scent

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2016:  03:44:28

Gorilla poop

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2016:  08:14:37

Halitosis breath

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2016:  12:21:51

Isopropyl alcohol

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/05/2016:  05:50:28

Jelly Belly

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2016:  07:27:17

Kohlrabi

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2016:  09:36:36

Laundry Basket

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/06/2016:  04:23:27

Moldy cheese with a hint of cow dung

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2016:  03:29:27

Nicotine