chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2016:  10:55:03

Continue to grill the lifeguard about his knowledge of sharks

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2016:  12:00:48

Dip your toe in the water to see if it really is freezing.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2016:  17:11:04

Enter the water shaking and shivering

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2016:  03:43:06

Frequently flip a Frisbee with four or five friends. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2016:  06:24:00

Gawk with slack jaw at bikinied women

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2016:  07:19:29

Hope the bikinied women don't catch you gawking. 

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/22/2016 07:20:26

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2016:  17:11:33

Ice purchases for the cooler

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2016:  17:13:01

Jump over waves

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2016:  17:21:11

Keel over from sunstroke

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2016:  17:22:34

Lie on your stomach to hide the results of gawking at the bikinied women. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2016:  17:48:00

Make the lifeguard come out to "save" you by screaming "Shark! Shark!"

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2016:  20:13:22

Notify your attorney that you've been arrested for making a false claim and squandering public resources. 

You would think they could

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2016:  20:46:00

Omit the strange intertwining of games

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2016:  13:26:01

How the hell did that happen?

Pretend you're watching the sailboats when in fact you're gawking at the bikinied women. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2016:  20:18:47

Quell the desire to ask if the bikinied woman nearby wants you to rub suntan lotion on her back

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2016:  12:57:56

Read the book you brought while keeping one eye on the bikinied women. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2016:  20:29:06

Sarcastically suggest to the lifeguard that he should look for another line of work

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2016:  02:40:23

Towel off after a swim. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2016:  12:06:52

Use the lifeguard tower to hang your wet bathing trunks and towel on to dry

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2016:  14:37:28

Vault over the 98 lb weakling with the 210 lb bully hot on your tail

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2016:  20:04:49

Whirl around to face the bully and assume a karate pose

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2016:  03:29:47

X-ray your nose after the bully lands a haymaker. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/26/2016:  13:12:12

Yell for the lifeguard to "dispose" of the bully

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2016:  02:34:37

Zip up your carry all bag and head for home when the day is done. 

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2016:  02:36:27

New topic - things you don't like about summer:

Ants at a picnic 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2016:  06:09:36

Bees flying into the open window when driving

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2016:  07:42:25

Campers clogging the roads

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2016:  16:19:27

Drunk seadoo'ers

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2016:  19:33:02

Early morning lawn mowing

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2016:  22:52:45

Frying eggs on the sidewalk

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2016:  07:45:16

Getting sunburned. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2016:  01:10:45

Hot car interior after being parked at the mall for 2 hours

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2016:  03:39:42

Incredible humidity

BanjoClive - Posted - 08/05/2016:  17:14:42

Junky credit

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2016:  17:29:07

Knowing the holiday break isn't long enough

BanjoClive - Posted - 08/05/2016:  19:14:52

Liking his fez

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2016:  04:16:31

Mowing the lawn

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2016:  05:27:18

Needing a shower every hour

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2016:  06:44:05

Opening the freezer and finding someone took the last of the ice cream. 

BanjoClive - Posted - 08/06/2016:  15:09:05

Peeking through the window

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2016:  19:08:51

Questioning the local mechanic about taking out your thermostat

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2016:  18:18:19

Realizing the air conditioning is broken on the hottest night of the summer. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2016:  09:42:20

Scorched earth in the veggie garden

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2016:  12:01:24

ticks

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2016:  13:42:15

Underarm heat rash

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2016:  15:52:08

Very high humidity when the air conditioner is broken. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2016:  16:52:30

Watering the garden by law fine

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2016:  02:44:34

Xena doesn't want to come out an play because it's too hot. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2016:  08:41:59

Young people telling me it's my generation's fault that glowball warming is happening