OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/19/2018:  03:49:59

Little Condominium in the Hills

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/19/2018:  04:09:24

Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2018:  04:16:38

No Toilet Paper Blues

DC5 - Posted - 10/19/2018:  05:00:31

Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued . . . Fall Out Boy

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2018:  05:51:06

Papa Was In The Outhouse When Brother Tipped It Over

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2018:  09:08:00

Q-Tips From Chinese Sweatshops

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2018:  09:49:05

Read Me The Riot Act One More Time

DC5 - Posted - 10/20/2018:  06:57:17

Since I Sprayed Her With DDT my Baby's no Longer Bugs Over Me.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2018:  09:06:30

Take the Hay Train

DC5 - Posted - 10/20/2018:  12:04:13

Unless Your Husband's Smaller Than Me We'd Better Call it Off

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2018:  13:54:38

Varicose Vein Rag

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/21/2018:  14:31:17

Waltzing With Bears.................. David Marxsen (?) Dr. Seuss (?)

DC5 - Posted - 10/21/2018:  17:44:05

X-Lax is My Savior

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/21/2018:  18:20:51

Yiddish is the Language of Romance

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2018:  03:43:58

Zip Line Straight To My Heart

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2018:  03:45:12

Next topic, things you don’t expect to see at the doctor’s office:

ATM

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/22/2018:  04:05:16

Billy Bob Thornton reading a magazine.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/22/2018:  05:59:22

Cats with lumbago

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2018:  10:02:41

Dragons

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/23/2018:  01:24:03

Enormous elephants.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2018:  03:24:18

FBI surveillance team

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2018:  05:29:46

Gang members with broken knee caps

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/23/2018:  05:36:34

Hawaiian Hula dance routine

DC5 - Posted - 10/23/2018:  10:24:53

Inspectors from the Health Department

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2018:  17:54:20

Javelin thrower practicing

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/24/2018:  03:46:51

Knee high grasshoppers.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2018:  04:13:37

Lava flow

DC5 - Posted - 10/24/2018:  06:33:37

Monkeys

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2018:  06:34:47

Naughty Nighties party

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2018:  07:07:37

Orators moonlighting as oral surgeons

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2018:  07:55:33

Playboy Playmates working as receptionists

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/24/2018:  15:41:43

Quacking ducks

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2018:  16:18:56

Railroad bums with fascia plantaris 

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/24/2018 16:19:42

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2018:  03:29:08

Space aliens

DC5 - Posted - 10/25/2018:  10:21:00

Trapeze Artists Performing

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/25/2018:  13:32:12

Undertakers licking their lips

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2018:  18:22:12

Vanna White turning letters

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/27/2018:  14:14:08

Weally wicked witches.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2018:  14:42:39

X-Ray technicians with ugly skin lesions

Flax - Posted - 10/27/2018:  15:06:39

Yellow Billed Stork

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2018:  03:23:10

Zip lines into the exam rooms

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2018:  03:24:27

New topic: car problems (real or made up):

Anaconda under the hood

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/29/2018:  04:00:35

Brake lines cut by would-be assassins.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2018:  04:51:38

Catalytic converter failure

DC5 - Posted - 10/29/2018:  05:44:39

Deflated tires (or tyres, depending on which side of the pond you're on)

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2018:  08:25:12

Elephant hiding in back seat messes up handling

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2018:  10:13:11

Fanbelt squawking

DC5 - Posted - 10/29/2018:  10:16:55

Ground meat rotting under passenger seat.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2018:  10:30:40

Helium in the tires is making the car float