BigMonFan - Posted - 12/28/2013:  08:24:57

Recalled by the Blue Horse notebook paper manufacturing division for quality flaws.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/28/2013:  17:00:01

Some aliens hit me on the head and stoled my homework.

jistgreg - Posted - 12/28/2013:  22:29:31

Terrific migraine! 

dmiller - Posted - 12/29/2013:  01:22:10

Unsure when it was needed 

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/29/2013:  07:26:24

Val Kilmer thought it was his movie script and stoled it from me.

jistgreg - Posted - 12/29/2013:  14:30:19

Wore it as an origami raincoat; rain dissolved the ink. 

(Actually, wapiti ate it.) 

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/29/2013:  15:49:58

Xena saved me from a tribe of pygmy headhunters and while fleeing, I dropped my homework.

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/29/2013:  17:43:18

Ypsilanti Library's librarian threw me out and she wouldn't let me back in to get my homework which I unfortunately left lying on one of the adults only computer desks.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/30/2013:  08:54:37

Zero interest

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/30/2013:  08:55:47

New topic......... Name one New Years resolution.          --      

         Ask for advice when confused

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/30/2013 09:03:13

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/30/2013:  11:32:01

Bite the bullet and do what you pledged 

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/30/2013:  13:33:23

Color inside the lines.

jistgreg - Posted - 12/30/2013:  15:33:43

Do one nice thing for someone every day. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/30/2013:  15:34:24

Drink more.

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/30/2013:  19:01:26

Exhale more but with less enthusiasm this year.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/30/2013:  19:58:52

Fornicate more,but slower ,with feeling

jistgreg - Posted - 12/30/2013:  20:31:25

Go the extra mile -- the farther liquor store is a discount outlet. 

FRAILER57 - Posted - 12/30/2013:  23:27:12

Howl at the moon every 28 days. You will be refreshed

ErikH - Posted - 12/31/2013:  04:33:56

Invent  a better cure for the hangover

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/31/2013:  05:21:00

Jump over the candlestick if someone calls me, "Jack".

jistgreg - Posted - 12/31/2013:  05:44:53

Keep my promises. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2013:  14:15:14

Leap over tall buildings with a single bound

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/31/2013:  16:20:09

Mix more metaphors

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/31/2013:  17:21:09

Never make a new years resolution again!!

jistgreg - Posted - 12/31/2013:  18:12:05

Owe more money than I lend. 

FRAILER57 - Posted - 12/31/2013:  21:56:06

Pay it forward, whenever possible.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/01/2014:  06:38:29

Quit doing what hurts you. 

jistgreg - Posted - 01/01/2014:  06:58:55

Realize what blessings I have. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2014:  13:33:06

Stop wondering who I am or why I'm here

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/02/2014:  07:27:05

Try to get all my New Year resolutions made before January 2nd next year.

jistgreg - Posted - 01/02/2014:  09:44:26

Understand other people's point of view, no matter how idiotic they are. 

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/02/2014:  15:46:32

Vie with others more frequently.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2014:  19:40:56

warble the high tenor part at full volume

jistgreg - Posted - 01/03/2014:  06:57:07

eXamine my conscience and make amends 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/03/2014:  16:41:13

your on the right track

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2014:  18:42:28

zero tolerance for excuses not to exercise or practice

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/06/2014:  19:15:40

Chucky, your turn to pick the next topic.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/06/2014:  20:00:46

yeah, what the du, du, duck said

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2014:  21:10:02

duh I picked the last one ,but ,duh OK then. Name one thing that gets your wife/girlfriend/significant other mad.....



Act like a banjo player

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/06/2014 21:11:20

jistgreg - Posted - 01/06/2014:  23:00:59

Behave like a know-it-all. 

ErikH - Posted - 01/07/2014:  02:23:33

Cut the cheese

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/07/2014:  05:02:21

dig a giant hole in the backyard and fill it with cheese.

jistgreg - Posted - 01/07/2014:  08:40:03

Educate the children in the proper use of four-letter words. 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/07/2014:  09:13:10

flirt with other women

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/07/2014:  09:19:41

Go hunting or fishing every weekend.

jistgreg - Posted - 01/07/2014:  11:22:33

Hunt or fish on weekdays, as well. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2014:  15:02:05

incite a riot at the in-laws

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/07/2014:  17:07:11

Join a club 

jistgreg - Posted - 01/07/2014:  18:03:48

Kill a mouse or spider that SHE didn't want in the house!