OM45GE - Posted - 07/07/2018:  04:50:46

Mall walking

DC5 - Posted - 07/07/2018:  10:29:41

Naked swimming

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2018:  12:00:51

Open the 1st beer of another six pack

DC5 - Posted - 07/07/2018:  14:05:45

Pour the beer you just opened into a chilled mug

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2018:  18:19:22

Quickly drink the beer from the chilled mug and then pour another

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/08/2018:  19:20:42

Run to the bathroom quick, & back, before the beer gets warm

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2018:  04:04:46

Swill down another cold beer

DC5 - Posted - 07/09/2018:  05:01:21

Tap a keg, the cans are taking too long.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2018:  11:18:00

upend another glass of cold beer

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2018:  12:01:17

Verify your relative sobriety by balancing on one leg whilst downing a bottle of beer

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2018:  14:50:17

Walk unsteadily to the bar for another glass of beer

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2018:  16:00:04

X-ray the bottles in the six pack for traces of heavy metals

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2018:  03:45:31

Yearn for freezing winter days

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2018:  20:14:59

Zero in on the last beer before your wife makes off with it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2018:  20:17:17

Next: what you do at the wrecking yard

Ask for a 7/16” wrench and a slot screwdriver

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  03:31:24

break your finger nails pulling the part you need out.

Raul Cabezali - Posted - 07/11/2018:  03:40:15

Caught a rabbit you ain't ever, and a friend of mine you ain't

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  03:51:19

Dig underneath a car to see if it still has the part you need

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  04:18:12

Ease the junkyard dog’s growling by throwing him a bone

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  04:48:04

Find a hood ornament from a 1938 Packard

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  07:11:34

Get grease all over yourself

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  08:27:28

Haul out a back door to a 1967 Valient

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  08:39:00

Ignite the cutting torch

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  12:09:25

Jack up a ‘52 Studebaker , only to find the desired gas tank rusted out

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  12:36:01

Keep looking for that elusive part

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  13:10:03

Look for enough parts to build a kit car.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/11/2018:  13:53:23

Make out with the cute girl working behind the counter.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  15:03:22

Natter on to Rocky, the owner, about your Dad’s old Model T

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  16:51:02

Offer half what a parts worth.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  17:44:47

Point out the problems with the part to justify the offer

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  17:58:12

Question the legitimacy of his receipt

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  18:22:20

Remove the part you need after an epic battle with frozen nuts

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/11/2018 18:23:14

DC5 - Posted - 07/12/2018:  09:34:26

Swat at the yellow jackets that had a nest in the part.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2018:  10:02:09

Take a photo of the part you found to see if it's the same as what's on the car back home.

Craig_B - Posted - 07/12/2018:  10:48:55

Ululate with enthusiasm.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2018:  11:24:04

Verify the part number

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2018:  13:36:53

wait for Rocky, the owner, to finish his bottle of whisky before asking for a discount

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2018:  18:34:12

X the box waiving your right to sue if you get hurt in the yard

DC5 - Posted - 07/13/2018:  04:42:04

Yell loudly in pain when you do get hurt in the yard.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2018:  06:44:26

Zip home to see if the part you bought fits.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2018:  06:45:45

Next topic: Things that aren’t typically do it yourself

Appendectomy

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2018:  10:17:15

Build a railroad

Craig_B - Posted - 07/13/2018:  10:18:59

Calculate pi to a thousand digits.

DC5 - Posted - 07/13/2018:  10:20:37

Digging a new coal mine

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2018:  13:22:34

Excavate the foundation for a skyscraper

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2018:  14:34:26

fly a 747

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/13/2018:  14:59:54

Guzzle a keg of beer.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2018:  17:52:10

Highway construction

DC5 - Posted - 07/13/2018:  18:35:40

Isolate nuclear isotopes