Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  08:08:07

<insert fake coughing and gagging> I'm sick

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2012:  09:39:22

Jury Duty

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  09:42:16

Kerry didn't get elected

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2012:  09:52:18

Laparoscopic surgery

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  10:17:46

My appendix ruptured

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  11:27:00

No money for fare

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  12:10:29

Oh she's not dead yet?

michael6 - Posted - 11/15/2012:  14:19:38

Please say no !

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  14:19:59

Prison Guard wont let me out.

jistgreg - Posted - 11/15/2012:  14:39:53

Question: Remember where we got ptomaine poisoning last year?

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  14:40:34

Quit thinking I like your mother.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  15:42:12

Real shame that I am stuck in the airport at the South Pole waiting for the ice to melt

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  15:45:35

So you're saying I don't have a choice?

jistgreg - Posted - 11/15/2012:  17:09:05

Terrible pileup on the Interstate -- the doctors don't expect me to survive. >koff, koff<

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  17:18:24

Under any other circumstances I would love to. but the surgeon is anxious to start right away

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2012:  17:25:53

Very sorry, but I'm deceased.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  18:52:36

Waste not.....Want not.... I not Want.

ErikH - Posted - 11/16/2012:  02:25:12

Xena is coming over for tea, sorry.

michael6 - Posted - 11/16/2012:  06:57:40

You got to be crazy !

Alaina - Posted - 11/16/2012:  09:53:03

Zzzzzzzzzz (I'm sleeping)

Things you hear during commercials

mbanjo - Posted - 11/16/2012:  13:20:41

And furthermore you will never need spend a penny more...................

Alaina - Posted - 11/16/2012:  13:35:03

Buy now as this offer won't last long

mbanjo - Posted - 11/16/2012:  17:35:35

Crazy if you don't buy this

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/16/2012:  21:42:24

Don't miss out on this. You need to call within the next ten minutes.

Mbanjo your new avatar reminds me of Christopher Loyd (Reverend Jim , on taxi)hahaha

Edited by - FRAILER57 on 11/16/2012 21:49:56

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2012:  03:46:48

Easy payments of $39.95 a month!

ErikH - Posted - 11/17/2012:  04:14:24

Four out of Five British housewives can't tell the differrence between Whizzo butter and this dead crab........

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2012:  04:31:23

Go to your phone now and dial 800-382-5968 (interesting alpha possibility)

ErikH - Posted - 11/17/2012:  06:21:02

Hurry, this offer is good for a limited time only!

michael6 - Posted - 11/17/2012:  08:38:49

Identity Theft is a serious matter !

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/17/2012:  11:58:54

Join the club today, and we'll send you this FREE POCKET COMB/TOOTHPICK HOLDER reg.19.95

michael6 - Posted - 11/17/2012:  12:25:45

Keep them both for just $19.95 plus S&H !

mbanjo - Posted - 11/17/2012:  14:40:43

Last Chance to buy at this price.......don't delay..... only 364 days left

michael6 - Posted - 11/17/2012:  15:44:57

Makeup that is just right for you !

mbanjo - Posted - 11/17/2012:  18:00:47

Nine out of ten people swear at this product

jistgreg - Posted - 11/17/2012:  19:35:15

Only three easy payments of $49.95 plus shipping and handling. 

Edited by - jistgreg on 11/17/2012 19:36:57

mbanjo - Posted - 11/17/2012:  22:41:51

Perfect solution to all your cleaning problems, pay double and get a second one free.

michael6 - Posted - 11/18/2012:  12:09:21

Quick buy now, only three left !

mbanjo - Posted - 11/18/2012:  12:27:03

Real and totally guaranteed, genuine fully tested hard wearing, exquisitely molded, hand made to measure,silk lined, Carbon coated plastic garbage bags.

dmiller - Posted - 11/18/2012:  12:31:17

Sold only here and - - - NOT in stores!

Edited by - dmiller on 11/18/2012 12:31:41

michael6 - Posted - 11/18/2012:  12:40:13

The Time To Purchase Is Running Out !

dmiller - Posted - 11/18/2012:  12:43:21

Until this Friday ONLY!

michael6 - Posted - 11/18/2012:  13:04:30

Voicemail added for just $9.95 !

ErikH - Posted - 11/18/2012:  14:13:51

Wait, there's more!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/18/2012:  20:04:25

X marks the spot....just sign on the dotted line....no repayments till January 2025

dmiller - Posted - 11/18/2012:  21:25:53

You only have (x) amount of days before this offer expires.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/18/2012:  23:40:32

Zanadoo....yes that's right.....  Zanadoo....    An .all expenses paid 14 week trip to this wonderful tropical paradise flying El Cheapo Airlines.......the only way to travel.   Book Now...........send your cheque for $39.00 pronto

Lies you tell to rent out terrible accommodation

"All the cast of Star Wars once stayed here"

Edited by - mbanjo on 11/18/2012 23:52:11

ErikH - Posted - 11/19/2012:  02:22:30

Believe me, Liz Taylor stayed in this very room every time she came through town.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2012:  02:49:38

credit cards accepted

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/19/2012:  03:56:16

Did you know Xena once sat in that very chair?