DC5 - Posted - 10/17/2020:  09:20:36

Examine the air filter that the mechanic claims needs replacing.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/17/2020:  11:18:02

Fake that you know what a muffler belt is.

DC5 - Posted - 10/17/2020:  11:21:14

(Hey Mike, you started both the last two pages with the letter F)

Get out the credit card and hope it's still got some reserve on it.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/17/2020:  12:06:10

Have Dave’s vehicle towed to the nearest cliff



(That way he can have something other than BHO transgressions to think about)

(I'm fond of F's. They can be used many ways)

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 10/17/2020 12:09:29

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/17/2020:  13:14:01

Insist that your battery is not on its death bed

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/17/2020:  13:39:37

Jump your battery if it is on its death bed

DC5 - Posted - 10/17/2020:  14:34:17

Kick the new tires.

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/17/2020:  15:50:46

Look at the invoice several times.

DC5 - Posted - 10/18/2020:  08:04:42

Make faces at the mechanic when he turns his back

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/18/2020:  08:39:31

Never let on that you are totally devoid of mechanical aptitude.

DC5 - Posted - 10/18/2020:  08:43:43

Open your checkbook reluctantly

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/18/2020:  08:45:14

Pay the man

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/18/2020:  08:47:46

Quietly swear under your breath

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/18/2020:  15:17:19

Resolve that you will not be taken advantage of.

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/18/2020:  16:03:57

Show you auto club card for great discounts.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/18/2020:  16:45:59

Tell the owners daughter / secretary that you are available after hours in hopes that she noticed your mullet and the multi-colored life sized BHO patch on your bibs.

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 10/18/2020 16:50:12

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2020:  04:21:24

Use a different credit card after the repair bill maxes out your regular card

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/19/2020:  06:40:16

view your credit card bill very carefully

Edited by - KyBanjo on 10/19/2020 06:41:16

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2020:  06:55:04

Wait patiently, very patiently

DC5 - Posted - 10/19/2020:  07:29:59

X-out the part of the bill where they changed your turn signal fluid for the 4th time.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2020:  08:23:34

Yell out loudly for all other customers to hear, “THIS IS HIGHWAY ROBBERY!!”

DC5 - Posted - 10/19/2020:  13:56:26

Zip Car rental to get home.

DC5 - Posted - 10/19/2020:  13:57:08

Next, Myths and Urban Legends

Abominable Snowman

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/19/2020:  15:24:49

Bigfoot

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2020:  04:28:08

Crocodiles in the sewers

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2020:  05:55:50

Davy Jones’ locker

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2020:  06:25:41

Current topic, Myths and Urban Legends:

Extraterrestrial abductions

Edited by - OM45GE on 10/20/2020 06:35:42

Gumbograss - Posted - 10/20/2020:  06:55:04

Free money if you copy and paste this to your FB status

DC5 - Posted - 10/20/2020:  07:04:01

Golem

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/20/2020:  07:37:44

Haunted houses

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2020:  11:02:51

Ichabod Crane’s headless horseman rides on Halloween

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/20/2020:  12:58:28

Jack O’Lantern, the legend of "Stingy Jack

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/20/2020:  16:27:26

Kinky Witches casting spells

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2020:  19:08:01

Lucifer, lighting matches

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2020:  04:48:53

Microchips embedded in our brains

DC5 - Posted - 10/21/2020:  07:01:53

Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster

grandpafive - Posted - 10/21/2020:  07:07:32

Ogopogo, the Lake Okanagan monster

Edited by - grandpafive on 10/21/2020 07:08:45

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2020:  07:55:16

Purloining is not a cat on your loincloth

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/21/2020:  12:46:53

Quadrivium where you can become a blues guitar player by selling your soul.

Gumbograss - Posted - 10/21/2020:  14:08:45

Rougarou (or, Loup Garou, as we knew it when I was a kid).

grandpafive - Posted - 10/21/2020:  19:19:20

Sasquatch

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2020:  04:52:23

Trickledown economics

DC5 - Posted - 10/22/2020:  06:06:09

Underground Civilizations

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2020:  06:29:35

Verizon is exerting mind control through our phones

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/22/2020:  08:01:37

Werewolf's

DC5 - Posted - 10/22/2020:  08:04:35

Xena was a real person

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2020:  09:12:17

Yetis

DC5 - Posted - 10/25/2020:  06:15:23

Zeuglodons

DC5 - Posted - 10/25/2020:  06:16:13

New Topic. What do you want to do once the plague is over.

Attend a live theater production