OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2021:  10:21:51

Rest in your recliner

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/27/2021:  10:28:09

Save something special

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2021:  10:48:20

Take a nap

DC5 - Posted - 12/27/2021:  12:45:08

Undo my belt buckle after pigging out on a big meal.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2021:  02:50:22

Vote in the next election

DC5 - Posted - 12/28/2021:  06:49:49

Wait impatiently while my wife gets ready to go out to dinner.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2021:  08:00:26

Xena poster collecting

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/28/2021:  10:15:25

Yield to my strong desire to purchase another musical instrument

DC5 - Posted - 12/31/2021:  13:55:25

Zip up fly after using rest room.

DC5 - Posted - 12/31/2021:  13:56:05

Next Topic: Headlines you hope we don't see in 2022

Asteroid on crash course with Earth

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2021:  16:04:05

“Betty Lou’s Gentlemen’s Club goes up in flames”

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2021:  17:35:11

COVID is Here To Stay

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/01/2022:  06:24:39

Donald Ducks All Responsibility

DC5 - Posted - 01/01/2022:  06:28:08

European Union Declares War on U.S.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2022:  07:10:41

Freddy the Freeloader and Fred Flintstone walk into a bar

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/01/2022:  08:03:33

Granny arrested when showing up naked for 100th birthday party at senior center

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/01/2022 08:04:34

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2022:  10:20:18

House of Representatives Invaded By Ill-Informed Mob

DC5 - Posted - 01/01/2022:  11:12:40

IRS begins 100% Income Tax Withholding

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2022:  16:49:00

“Just Kidding” - Reads Message From God

DC5 - Posted - 01/01/2022:  17:20:50

Ku Klux Klan Sponsors Boy Scout Troop

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2022:  17:31:02

Llama Races Postponed at Daytona Beach

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2022:  02:36:56

Mountains Falling Into the Sea

DC5 - Posted - 01/02/2022:  06:08:45

New Covid Variant Immune to Vaccine

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2022:  06:42:02

Oslo Falls Prey to Godzilla-like Creature

DC5 - Posted - 01/02/2022:  11:34:58

"Practice Doesn't Improve Banjo Playing", Experts Say

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/02/2022:  14:37:08

Quarantine protocol extended indefinitely

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2022:  18:07:30

Reality Isn’t Real

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2022:  19:16:59

Seven Virgins Give Birth To Hermaphrodites

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2022:  02:51:44

Tornado Levels Trailer Park

DC5 - Posted - 01/03/2022:  06:13:14

Ultimate Frisbee Surpasses Soccer as Worlds Most Popular Sport

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2022:  09:14:51

Van Morrison Is Actually Dutch

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2022:  12:12:47

Walls Actually Do Have Ears

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/03/2022:  14:24:47

X-Acto Knife and Blade Shortage Continues

DC5 - Posted - 01/03/2022:  14:58:27

Yellowstone Super Volcano Erupts

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2022:  02:33:26

Zeppelin Crashes In New Jersey

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2022:  02:38:08

Next topic, photo subjects that would/have accompany headlines:

Aliens Visit Earth

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/04/2022:  04:51:04

Belly Dancer Stuns Audience

DC5 - Posted - 01/04/2022:  05:38:21

Cleveland River Catches Fire

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2022:  06:28:37

Detroit Unveils Retro Edsel

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/04/2022:  10:16:09

Electric Boat Motor Makes Big Splash

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2022:  12:23:23

Father give birth

DC5 - Posted - 01/04/2022:  12:50:34

Grant's Tomb Found Empty

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2022:  12:51:49

Harry Houdini’s Ghost Photographed on Alcatraz Island

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/04/2022:  15:58:50

Iguana, Green With Envy

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2022:  04:10:12

Jumping Carp Injures Riverboat Captain

DC5 - Posted - 01/05/2022:  04:55:03

KKK Makes $1,000,000 Scholarship Donation to NAACP

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/05/2022:  06:31:46

Liposuction Botches Big Bloated Belly

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2022:  06:51:07

Martians Seen on Discovery’s Camera

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2022:  07:23:58

Nipsy Russell Seen At The Flamingo

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/05/2022 07:24:22