OldBlindGuy - Posted - 05/09/2019:  07:31:28

Van Allen belt

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2019:  08:12:56

Widgets

DC5 - Posted - 05/09/2019:  08:40:15

X-Rays

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2019:  15:22:09

Yellow Fever Vaccine

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 05/10/2019:  06:20:34

zipper

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 05/10/2019:  06:22:03

next: Why won't my car start?

alternator shorted

DC5 - Posted - 05/10/2019:  06:58:56

Broken distributor cap

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2019:  07:23:13

carburetor flooded

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 05/10/2019:  07:41:13

disconnected battery cable

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2019:  09:04:19

Extreme cold

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 05/10/2019:  09:06:30

fuel filter clogged

DC5 - Posted - 05/10/2019:  10:32:42

Gap in spark plug too wide.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2019:  10:48:48

Hazing prank

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/10/2019:  15:49:51

Ignition problem

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 05/10/2019:  15:54:24

Jell-O in the cylinders

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2019:  16:35:30

Kerosene in the gas tank

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2019:  03:50:36

Loose nut behind the steering wheel

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 05/11/2019:  03:53:07

Mice gnawed through electrical wiring

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2019:  03:58:23

No gas

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 05/11/2019:  04:00:48

operator error

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2019:  04:12:06

Petrol filter blocked

DC5 - Posted - 05/11/2019:  07:35:23

Questionable quality of discount gasoline.

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/11/2019:  09:33:28

Radio on the wrong channel

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 05/11/2019:  09:49:59

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seized piston

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2019:  10:01:44

Two raw potatoes jammed into the tailpipe

DC5 - Posted - 05/12/2019:  06:12:54

Under the hood (bonnet) mice nests.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2019:  03:04:21

Valve train failure

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 05/13/2019:  04:24:16

Warranty expired

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2019:  05:10:43

X-wife put sugar in the gas tank (hell hath no fury...)

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2019:  07:23:02

Yam shoved up the tailpipe

DC5 - Posted - 05/13/2019:  08:53:09

Zero oil in the crankcase

DC5 - Posted - 05/13/2019:  08:53:57

Next up, Things not to say on a job interview.

Are the girls who work here easy?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2019:  10:07:19

Before I take the job, are there bonuses for showing up every day?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2019:  11:08:08

Can I bring my boa constrictor to work?

DC5 - Posted - 05/13/2019:  11:33:07

Do you have a nap room?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2019:  03:14:01

Ever have a nooner with a job applicant?

DC5 - Posted - 05/14/2019:  06:12:24

Forty hours??? Each week???

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2019:  06:20:05

Give me an extra four weeks of vacation or I won't take the job.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2019:  08:47:48

How many single women work here?

DC5 - Posted - 05/14/2019:  09:02:18

Getting up in the morning is hard for me, can I start at noon?

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/14/2019:  09:14:14

How many breaks can I have

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2019:  15:27:57

Is that a pushup bra you're wearing?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2019:  22:18:30

Just give me the keys to the building; I’ll come in early.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2019:  04:13:52

Let’s go to my place and finish the interview there

DC5 - Posted - 05/15/2019:  06:16:45

(Did we change the order of the alphabet again? That's usually my job)

Keep bending over like that, I can see down your blouse.

(M should be next)

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2019:  15:28:45

Just a major brain fade

Maybe we could spark up a joint after the interview?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2019:  16:52:16

Never believe anything my former employers say about me - they’re just miffed that I quit.

DC5 - Posted - 05/15/2019:  17:48:36

On casual Fridays can I wear a thong?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2019:  02:51:50

People actually have to show up here?!?