OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2021:  17:26:47

Space Christmas

DC5 - Posted - 12/18/2021:  05:26:54

The Twelve Pains of Christmas

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/18/2021:  05:57:17

Unleavened Bread in Our Stockings Again

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2021:  12:19:07

Voices From the Chimney

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/18/2021:  13:13:29

Wenceslas Warn’t No Saint

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2021:  17:48:29

Xena Just Gave Me My Present

DC5 - Posted - 12/19/2021:  04:34:12

Yellow Snow where the Reindeer Go

grandpafive - Posted - 12/21/2021:  19:05:50

Zulu Christmas Chants Vol 1

Let's try this,
Next topic "as usless as"

ankle warmers for flamingos

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2021:  02:35:24

Boobs on a bull

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/22/2021:  05:28:35

Condom machine in the Vatican

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2021:  05:37:17

Donuts at a diet support group

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/22/2021:  06:06:45

Eunuch at an orgy

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2021:  09:04:15

Feathers on a stripper

grandpafive - Posted - 12/22/2021:  10:07:33

Gumboots at a ballet class

DC5 - Posted - 12/22/2021:  11:35:58

HumV's at an Earth Day rally.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2021:  12:00:06

India rubber balls in a ballroom

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/22/2021:  15:49:35

Jelly on a gerbil

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2021:  17:13:12

Kites in space

Edited by - OM45GE on 12/22/2021 17:13:32

grandpafive - Posted - 12/23/2021:  08:23:08

Lifeboat in the Gobi desert

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2021:  11:08:03

Modesty at a nudist camp

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/23/2021:  14:25:36

Nine dollar bill

grandpafive - Posted - 12/23/2021:  20:21:18

Oarlocks on a bus

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2021:  02:47:05

Peignoir on a pachyderm

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/24/2021:  05:05:31

Quart of pig pi$$

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2021:  05:41:07

Rastafarians in a Mosque

DC5 - Posted - 12/24/2021:  07:18:29

Scotch at an AA meeting

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2021:  08:51:52

Teats on a bull

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/24/2021:  12:14:16

Undies on a unicorn

DC5 - Posted - 12/24/2021:  15:00:32

Valium to a somnambulist

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2021:  16:39:41

Whalebones at a lingerie factory

grandpafive - Posted - 12/24/2021:  17:12:54

Xylophone in a heavy metal band

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/24/2021:  18:45:29

Yellow Fever

DC5 - Posted - 12/25/2021:  06:42:43

Zippo lighter at a gas pump

DC5 - Posted - 12/25/2021:  06:43:13

Next topic: Easy to keep New Years resolutions

add on 5 pounds

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/25/2021:  06:53:53

Be wary of accordionists

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2021:  08:30:31

Cancel your Facebook account

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/25/2021:  14:50:11

Drink more of your favorite beverage

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2021:  18:49:47

Eat out more often

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/25/2021:  18:51:56

F*^k the dog

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2021:  02:52:58

Greet the dawn

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/26/2021:  05:53:07

Have an extra slice of pizza

DC5 - Posted - 12/26/2021:  06:53:00

Ice cream at least once a month.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/26/2021:  10:15:21

Just do a lot of nothing

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2021:  12:29:27

K-Tel records smashing

DC5 - Posted - 12/26/2021:  13:08:57

Listen to my wife at least once a day or so.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/26/2021:  13:57:46

Make lots of “To Do” lists that I eventually lose or misplace.

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/26/2021 13:58:54

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2021:  04:39:35

Never try skydiving

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/27/2021:  05:45:54

Open household mail not addressed to you

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2021:  05:49:15

Peruse Sears catalogues in the ol’ outhouse