chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2020:  13:42:26

Mention quietly & sheepishly that you like playing the banjo

grandpafive - Posted - 11/29/2020:  15:24:51

Note the time her Dad says to bring her home

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/29/2020:  17:32:52

Opine that she is the most beautiful person you have ever met

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2020:  03:20:54

Put on clean underwear

Edited by - OM45GE on 11/30/2020 03:21:12

DC5 - Posted - 11/30/2020:  06:13:16

Quietly put your arm around her shoulder in the theater.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/30/2020:  06:54:06

Resist the temptation to be tempted by her charms

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/30/2020:  08:52:57

Sing the Beatles classic "Can't Buy Me Love"

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/30/2020:  09:25:49

Try to steal a kiss

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2020:  09:57:06

Understand that “Nyet” means “no”.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2020:  10:04:22

Verify that she’s over 16

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/30/2020:  10:44:59

Wait patiently for her

DC5 - Posted - 11/30/2020:  13:24:53

Xerox a copy of the "I give you permission to kiss me" statement you had her sign.

grandpafive - Posted - 11/30/2020:  14:32:14

yodeling's good if she dosn't enjoy banjo

Edited by - grandpafive on 11/30/2020 14:33:19

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2020:  03:43:06

Zip up her dress afterwards

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2020:  03:44:24

Next topic, strange things to use for holiday decorations:

Avocados

DC5 - Posted - 12/01/2020:  06:24:39

Blueberries

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2020:  06:51:26

Colo(u)rful Condoms

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/01/2020 06:52:03

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/01/2020:  09:28:04

Dodge Dart hubcap

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2020:  12:21:25

Echidnas

DC5 - Posted - 12/01/2020:  12:23:35

Flapjacks

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2020:  12:27:02

Garbage pails

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2020:  12:30:18

Hardwood outhouse doors

DC5 - Posted - 12/01/2020:  12:37:37

Ivory Elephant Tusks

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/01/2020:  16:50:46

Jujube

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2020:  17:35:40

Killer bees

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2020:  17:41:14

Landfill treasures

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2020:  17:44:42

Monkeys

grandpafive - Posted - 12/01/2020:  21:34:04

Noodles

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2020:  04:13:36

Opium pipes

DC5 - Posted - 12/02/2020:  06:02:51

Platypuses

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/02/2020:  07:46:29

Quinine bottle garland arrangement

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2020:  08:40:58

Renault taillights

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/02/2020:  09:42:57

Silk Stockings

grandpafive - Posted - 12/02/2020:  10:57:23

Toilet roll cores

DC5 - Posted - 12/02/2020:  11:29:28

underwear

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/02/2020:  11:36:03

Viagra

DC5 - Posted - 12/02/2020:  12:19:06

Water Chestnuts

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2020:  13:42:59

XKE steering wheels

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/02/2020 13:43:17

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/02/2020:  14:03:39

Yellowed dentures

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2020:  21:44:07

Z28 door handles

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2020:  21:46:07

Next : name something you do in the winter

Ask your neighbour if you can use his garden hose to water your backyard skating rink

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2020:  03:28:09

Bring in more firewood

DC5 - Posted - 12/03/2020:  05:31:03

Cuddle by the fireplace.

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/03/2020:  05:35:52

Dance around the tree

DC5 - Posted - 12/03/2020:  07:40:17

Eat more and Exercise less.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2020:  09:06:53

Fake a cold so you can stay home

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/03/2020:  10:40:03

Get the itch to start a banjo collection

DC5 - Posted - 12/03/2020:  12:54:28

Have one last campfire in the back yard before it gets too cold.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/03/2020:  15:42:38

Invest in board games for family entertainment