yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 08/27/2019:  09:53:11

Very busy at the office

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2019:  17:49:28

What time was I supposed to be home?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2019:  17:52:38

Xena triple bill at the movie theater

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2019:  17:57:54

Your mother’s car was in the drive so I drove around until she left

DC5 - Posted - 08/27/2019:  18:41:00

Zip car was not where it was supposed to be.

DC5 - Posted - 08/27/2019:  18:41:59

Next, acts that probably wouldn't make it on America's Got Talent

Anaconda wrestling

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2019:  18:43:36

Beer guzzling

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2019:  03:15:15

Cat juggling

DC5 - Posted - 08/28/2019:  13:51:54

Draino Gargling

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/28/2019:  14:01:12

Elephant impersonations

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2019:  18:26:03

Farting patriotic tunes ala Mr. Methane

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 08/28/2019:  19:03:54

goat milking

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2019:  03:33:58

Hair cutting

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2019:  08:06:31

Ink blot test reading

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2019:  08:23:31

Juggling with just one ball

DC5 - Posted - 08/30/2019:  15:44:04

Kite Stunt Flying

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2019:  17:40:00

Letting your hair grow

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/30/2019:  17:43:22

Manhole Cover Tossing

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2019:  17:48:19

Needle threading

DC5 - Posted - 08/31/2019:  05:34:31

Off Track Betting

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 08/31/2019:  06:01:41

peanut shelling

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/31/2019:  09:36:05

Q-Tip juggling

DC5 - Posted - 08/31/2019:  18:32:48

Rash Scratching

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/01/2019:  05:18:55

synchronized toenail clipping

OM45GE - Posted - 09/02/2019:  05:51:28

Terrapin roping

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2019:  20:06:41

Underwater banjo playing

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2019:  03:22:39

Vacuum racing

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/03/2019:  04:01:21

waltzing with bears

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2019:  05:21:13

Xena impersonations

DC5 - Posted - 09/03/2019:  05:43:22

Yodeling

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2019:  06:39:13

Zipper sound imitator

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2019:  06:39:48

Next topic, things you might see on the side of the road:

Armadillo carcass

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/03/2019:  06:55:04

beer cans

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2019:  06:57:05

Car parts

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2019:  07:50:46

Dead gophers

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2019:  08:04:31

Electric advertising signs

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/03/2019:  08:20:37

fruit stands

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2019:  08:48:58

Garbage

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/03/2019 08:49:26

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/03/2019:  09:05:58

hub caps

DC5 - Posted - 09/03/2019:  10:40:04

Ice Cream Truck with kids around it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2019:  11:55:39

Jackrabbit carcass

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2019:  12:45:09

Kittens some heartless SOB dropped off

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/03/2019:  13:04:59

lug nuts

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2019:  23:00:42

Mailboxes

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2019:  04:01:42

Newspapers

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/04/2019:  08:24:58

On curves ahead

Remember, sonny

That rabbit's foot

Didn't save

The bunny

 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2019:  08:29:00

Pop bottles

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2019:  09:19:56

Quill covered porcupine carcasses

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/04/2019:  09:52:17

Road runner