OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2021:  06:12:36

Turn off and winterize the sprinkler system

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2021:  07:06:28

Urge the kids to put up the boards for the backyard hockey rink

DC5 - Posted - 09/23/2021:  08:45:57

Verify that the generator still works.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/23/2021:  10:18:25

wash the house windows

DC5 - Posted - 09/23/2021:  12:47:24

X things off the to do list.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/23/2021:  13:59:52

Yard fertilizer fall application

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2021:  14:01:14

Zero in on cleaning gutters

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2021:  14:02:05

Next : What you do at the grocery store

Ask for the specials on broccoli

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/23/2021:  16:39:26

Basking In the Bourbon isle.....

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2021:  02:32:28

Clean the cart handle with disinfectant wipes

DC5 - Posted - 09/24/2021:  05:41:43

Decide which slightly wilted head of lettuce to buy

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2021:  05:53:29

Eat late season corn on the cob

DC5 - Posted - 09/24/2021:  05:57:40

Figure out my wife's handwriting on the shopping list.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2021:  05:59:42

Get a treat for yourself

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/24/2021:  06:16:43

Help yourself to a sample from the mixed nut dispenser

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2021:  07:05:18

Insist on the freshest beef at the meat counter

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/24/2021:  14:05:57

Jamb up the checkout line after insisting on bagging your own groceries to reduce damages, and then writing a check for payment after you’ve located your checkbook, but insist on paying cash for the small change which you eventually locate in in several of your pockets.



(I used to take my grandmother grocery shopping so I know how it goes)

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2021:  04:04:13

Keep everyone waiting in the checkout line while you “run back for one more thing”

DC5 - Posted - 09/25/2021:  05:28:58

Look at the list again to see if you've forgotten anything.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2021:  07:21:54

Make sure none of the eggs in the carton are cracked

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/25/2021:  07:44:53

Notice the ladies that want to get noticed

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2021:  10:41:40

Ogle the cute gal at the salad bar

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/25/2021:  15:24:07

Pull out the bottommost orange from the pyramid stack

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2021:  17:15:29

Quiz the produce clerk about how ripe her melons are

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/25/2021:  18:12:34

Remember what all is on sale

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2021:  02:45:15

See what’s on sale

DC5 - Posted - 09/26/2021:  06:08:51

Try not to stare at women in the frozen foods section.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/26/2021:  06:56:15

Unload my shopping cart putting the heavy items first, so the bag boy puts them at the “bottom” of the bag.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2021:  02:51:51

Verify that you have enough money to pay

DC5 - Posted - 09/27/2021:  06:21:58

Yell at the people wearing their masks on their chins.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2021:  07:04:16

Look for the missing W and X

DC5 - Posted - 09/27/2021:  09:44:44

OOPS, Alphabetically challenged.

Wait for the woman at the front of the checkout to write a check.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2021:  12:13:56

(E)xamine the watermelons by rapping on them with your knuckles

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2021:  17:38:09

Yell at the people wearing their masks on their chins. 

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/28/2021:  17:19:55

Zero in on a checkout with no line and make a run for it.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/28/2021:  17:21:43

Next: Ways to get rid of someone who annoys you. 



Ask them if you can borrow money

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 09/28/2021 17:22:52

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2021:  03:00:48

Banjo played loud and poorly

DC5 - Posted - 09/29/2021:  05:30:17

Continuously ask annoying questions.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/29/2021:  06:02:42

Drone on and on about your last vacation

DC5 - Posted - 09/29/2021:  08:10:11

Email them prolifically with internet jokes, cat pictures and conspiracy theory links.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/29/2021:  10:54:59

Forget to attend their party thrown in your honor

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2021:  11:09:37

Gossip to their friends about their stupid pets

DC5 - Posted - 09/29/2021:  11:26:15

"Help me move" will chase off just about anybody.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2021:  13:19:40

I have COVID is sure to scare them off

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/29/2021:  17:36:53

Jump on their car hood

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2021:  03:12:58

Keep repeating everything they say

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/30/2021:  04:38:33

Let loose with profanities occasionally as if you have Tourette Syndrome

DC5 - Posted - 09/30/2021:  06:46:56

Make pig snorting noises whenever you laugh.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2021:  10:06:34

Never return his calls