jistgreg - Posted - 02/02/2015:  14:50:48

Yom and Kippur 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2015:  18:45:47

Zig and Zag

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2015:  18:48:26

What you do when getting your oil changed

Ask the guy to change the channel in the customer waiting room to Kartoon Kapers (good thing the "K"'s are bak)

jistgreg - Posted - 02/04/2015:  23:01:15

Blame your spouse for not getting the oil changed sooner. 

ErikH - Posted - 02/05/2015:  02:19:41

Check and see if anyone did the crossword yet in the paper in the waiting room.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/05/2015:  03:45:33

Drain the oil.

jistgreg - Posted - 02/05/2015:  04:11:46

Examine your fingernails 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2015:  06:01:40

Fidget around on the uncomfortable seats in the waiting room

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2015:  07:05:57

Go down in the pit with the snot-nosed young techie to keep an I eye on him

jistgreg - Posted - 02/05/2015:  10:30:54

Have a cuppa coffee. 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2015:  11:42:13

Insult the other customers by criticizing their cars.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2015:  18:26:13

Jump out of the pit fast when the snot-nosed techie flatulates

jistgreg - Posted - 02/05/2015:  20:54:31

Keep your temper when the bill is presented. 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2015:  05:49:33

leave in a bad temper after paying the bill

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/06/2015:  15:22:02

Make out with the cute female cashier.

jistgreg - Posted - 02/06/2015:  15:48:25

Needle the snot-nosed techie with the news that you made out with his girlfriennd.   

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2015:  19:58:21

Open your wallet and prepare to empty it. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2015:  21:03:20

Pay with a rubber cheque (check ,if south of Estcourt Station ,Maine)

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/06/2015 21:04:59

jistgreg - Posted - 02/06/2015:  22:49:16

Question the snot-nosed techie within an inch of his life on E.V.E.R.Y. P.I.C.K.Y. L.I.T.T.L.E. T.H.I.N.G. 

ErikH - Posted - 02/07/2015:  03:58:25

Roll your eyes as they run through all of the needless services they recommend.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2015:  04:45:04

Stomp your feet and demand to see the manager.

jistgreg - Posted - 02/07/2015:  05:14:24

Take a gander at the soft porn magazines in the waiting room. 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2015:  05:53:14

Use your cell phone. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/07/2015:  15:38:41

Visit with the super model waiting for her oil change.

jistgreg - Posted - 02/07/2015:  15:58:52

Walk away, with slapped face, from supermodel, and vow to refine your opening line to eliminate all references to the banjo. 

Edited by - jistgreg on 02/07/2015 15:59:34

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2015:  16:10:47

X-Ray the bill looking for fine print that may lower the price.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2015:  16:15:56

Yell at the snot-nosed techie "Hey! Why doncha take some Beano?"

ErikH - Posted - 02/08/2015:  04:13:44

Yawn and look at your watch as you realize this is taking longer than they said it would.

jistgreg - Posted - 02/08/2015:  05:48:27

Zip your lip rather than provoking a fistfight with the manager over the price. 

New topic: 

Things to love, or hate, about the Netherlands 

Amsterdamn 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2015:  06:41:44

Beautiful architecture

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2015:  07:22:36

Canals

jistgreg - Posted - 02/08/2015:  07:33:12

Dutch Doctors:  4 per 1,000 population vs. 3 per 1,000 in the U.S. 

Edited by - jistgreg on 02/08/2015 07:42:12

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2015:  10:25:24

Edam cheese

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2015:  13:13:55

"Finger in dike" story

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2015:  13:23:47

Gouda cheese. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/08/2015:  14:31:36

Heineken

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2015:  15:49:01

Inland sea

jistgreg - Posted - 02/08/2015:  20:06:22

jonge meisjes = young Dutch maidens  

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/09/2015:  03:56:16

Klompen

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2015:  07:48:01

Louwman Museum

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2015:  09:20:34

Museums of Art

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2015:  11:43:15

Natura Artis Magistra

jistgreg - Posted - 02/09/2015:  15:06:00

Overjissel 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2015:  17:18:55

Paintings by van Dyke (Dijk in Dutch) and Rembrandt and van Gogh

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2015:  17:42:07

Quickie in Amsterdam's red light district.

jistgreg - Posted - 02/09/2015:  18:08:20

Red light district in Amsterdam  

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2015:  18:17:55

Smoking in Amsterdam's coffee shops.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2015:  20:59:46

Taking in lotsa loot busking in front of the Concertgebouw.

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/09/2015 21:02:00

jistgreg - Posted - 02/10/2015:  00:09:19

uitgeverij = publishing