chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2016:  10:17:59

Nail down a new seat in the outhouse

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2016:  10:31:02

Order seeds for the spring. 

jistgreg - Posted - 03/26/2016:  20:13:41

Plant the seeds, what else? 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2016:  20:16:26

Quarrel with the neighbo(u)r about his runaway mules trampling your corn field

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2016:  04:23:45

Reap what you've sown. 

dmiller - Posted - 03/28/2016:  10:18:01

Shuck the Corn

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2016:  04:48:46

Till the soil

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2016:  10:56:22

Urinate behind trees

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2016:  11:47:15

Verify that the animal you are trying to milk is, in fact, a cow, not a bull.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2016:  06:57:55

Wave at passing hayseeds

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2016:  13:29:39

X-ray the ankle the cow stepped on. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2016:  14:42:14

Yelp in pain when your arm gets caught in the baler

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2016:  15:43:02

Zip over to the feed store for some chicken feed. 

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2016:  15:44:53

Next topic - things you could do yourself but would rather not:

Aspirate a boil on a rhinoceros' butt

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2016:  16:38:20

Bury a pet

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2016:  17:22:13

Clean the gutters. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2016:  19:56:06

Dig an outhouse hole

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2016:  11:49:21

Excavation an old septic tank. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2016:  12:13:00

Face the music

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2016:  16:19:07

Grind stumps

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2016:  15:01:05

Howl in the graveyard at midnight

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2016:  04:55:22

Ingest a powerful laxative. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2016:  11:13:26

Jump off a bridge with a bungee cord tied to your ankle

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/05/2016:  16:21:26

Kick a grizzly bear in the groin.

Rossanne - Posted - 04/05/2016:  18:03:35

Link arms when doing a free-fall skydive.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2016:  03:37:53

Roxie!!!!

Muck out the horse stalls 

Rossanne - Posted - 04/07/2016:  15:22:26

Navigate the river Amazon in a canoe that has a bad leak,,having to paddle frantically whilst bailing out the water..  { Hi Bill }

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2016:  15:27:49

Open a crypt

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2016:  22:02:45

Play rugby

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2016:  03:33:05

It takes lather balls to play rugby. 

Quietly sneak up on a sleeping tiger. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2016:  06:40:33

Race Sgt. O'Hara to the donut shop

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2016:  13:40:37

Submit to a colonoscopy

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/10/2016:  11:30:36

Throw a piano.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2016:  13:20:43

Upend the battleax next door

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2016:  15:20:25

Verify the identity of the deceased. 

Rossanne - Posted - 04/13/2016:  15:46:37

Walk the plank..

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2016:  03:20:07

X-ray a broken bone. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2016:  08:49:18

Yell at the referee

OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2016:  03:19:16

Zap yourself on a bare wire. 

OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2016:  03:20:53

Next topic: Things you would like to see on the news. 

"Ale for free at local pubs today."

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/16/2016:  12:31:39

Boston Red Sox win the world series four years in a roll.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2016:  13:31:10

Cure for Cancer Discovered!

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/16/2016 13:31:39

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/17/2016:  06:51:12

Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl.

Not a fan, but they've never even played in the SB.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2016:  07:55:30

Every country in the world has agreed to put an end to war

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2016:  04:51:22

Free Beer at Local Pub

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/18/2016:  16:41:18

Giant last word found hidden in cave.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2016:  18:27:34

Happy Hour Extended to 24 Hours 

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/21/2016:  04:26:59

Iggy Pop to play outfield for the Yankees.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2016:  06:12:57

John Lennon's Death Was a Hoax