OldBlindGuy - Posted - 04/02/2019:  09:22:13

Get thee behind me, Satan!!!

DC5 - Posted - 04/02/2019:  09:28:11

Hold my hand crossing the street

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2019:  09:29:22

Is that how your mother dresses to go out?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2019:  09:32:41

Just sit right there and think about what you’ve done

DC5 - Posted - 04/02/2019:  13:34:02

Keep saving your money.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2019:  13:58:48

Let me do that for you

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2019:  15:28:31

Mind your manners!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2019:  16:01:32

No elbows on the table!

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/02/2019:  19:22:15

Open the door for the ladies.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2019:  02:43:09

Pick up your toys

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2019:  05:55:33

Quiet, I’m talking

DC5 - Posted - 04/03/2019:  08:30:58

Respect your elders

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2019:  09:32:02

Shut the door behind you

DC5 - Posted - 04/03/2019:  10:53:07

Tell me how this phone works.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2019:  11:01:00

Untie me, you little prick!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2019:  17:28:46

Very quietly, sneak over and light this firecracker under grandpa’s chair while he’s sleeping

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/03/2019 17:30:43

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/04/2019:  03:47:04

Watched pot never boils

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2019:  04:12:50

Xena is a fictional character

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2019:  06:33:37

Your fly’s open

DC5 - Posted - 04/04/2019:  14:47:14

Zip ah dee do dah, zip ah dee yay...I'm sorry, what were we talking about?



Next up, bad pickup lines

Are those your real breasts?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2019:  14:58:05

Believe me, that’s my Porsche

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2019:  02:57:53

Come see my tarantula collection

DC5 - Posted - 04/05/2019:  10:02:07

Does this look infected to you?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2019:  12:45:05

Ever try a three way?

DC5 - Posted - 04/05/2019:  14:32:49

For a fat girl you don't sweat too much.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2019:  15:01:11

Got a light?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2019:  02:44:35

How did you cram yourself into those jeans?

DC5 - Posted - 04/06/2019:  05:46:24

I'm completely naked under all my clothes.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2019:  07:40:24

Just stick with me ,babe - i’m rich

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2019:  08:06:39

Kegel exercises are important. Have you been keeping up with yours?

DC5 - Posted - 04/06/2019:  11:19:27

Love to have breakfast with you tomorrow, shall I nudge you?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2019:  12:00:16

My, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2019:  12:06:22

Notice the zucchini size bulge in my pants?

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/08/2019:  04:04:16

Open the door for the ladies.

DC5 - Posted - 04/08/2019:  05:19:46

Park your shoes under my bead tonight.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2019:  05:48:44

A-Tips are my fetish, babe

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2019:  02:43:02

I’m guessing you meant “Q” Tip Chuck. 

Ready for the mustache ride of your life?

DC5 - Posted - 04/09/2019:  05:39:12

So have you ever been tied up?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2019:  09:08:00

Time for a bit of bump & grind, doncha think?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2019:  10:03:56

Underwire bra you're wearing if I'm not mistaken

DC5 - Posted - 04/09/2019:  13:10:47

Viagra will kick in in about 20 minutes, your place or mine?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2019:  13:16:34

Won’t you be my jelly roll?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2019:  17:01:40

Xena is my blow up doll's name

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2019:  07:48:12

You’re the gal I’ve been waitin’ for

buenavides - Posted - 04/10/2019:  19:36:04

Zucchini baked with herbs and cheese is my kind of snack.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2019:  03:03:00

You get to pick the next topic Claire

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2019:  08:46:14

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Originally posted by OM45GE

You get to pick the next topic Claire

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I’ve PM’d Claire

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2019:  05:57:29

Oh well, next topic: Things some people are really into but which don’t interest you

Ant farms

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 04/12/2019:  06:08:12

boxing