chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2014:  21:39:47

PSA. : possible serious ailment

jistgreg - Posted - 08/06/2014:  22:07:49

QED = Quit Educating Dopes 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2014:  03:35:24

RIP: Really Inert Person

dmiller - Posted - 08/07/2014:  21:09:12

SDS:  Strategic Defense System

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2014:  06:22:08

TGIF: The Girl Is Funny

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/09/2014:  04:48:14

QVC - Quality, Value, Convenience

ErikH - Posted - 08/09/2014:  04:59:17

QED:  Quit Eating Doughnuts

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2014:  05:58:41

(Duh-- who changed the alphabet?......lol)

UHF : under heavy fire

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2014:  07:02:51

VHF: Video Has Failed

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2014:  19:51:23

WIFI : why install five iPads

dmiller - Posted - 08/09/2014:  20:38:52

XXX:  Dirty Thirties

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2014:  05:06:45

YTD: You're Too Dumb

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2014:  11:22:10

ZPC : zero probability computation

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2014:  11:23:22

Next topic : name something you do at the barber

Ask him to take a little off the top

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2014:  12:00:36

b**** about something on the news. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2014:  20:24:12

chat about nothing

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2014:  02:42:20

Decide how short to cut your hair. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2014:  11:47:53

Expect to get a scalping

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2014:  13:06:55

Flip through the magazines

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2014:  15:25:21

Get googly-eyed over the magazine centrefolds

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2014:  16:26:51

Have a seat in the barber's chair

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/12/2014:  16:54:56

ignore the loud kids

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2014:  17:05:41

Joke telling

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/12/2014:  17:09:56

killing time.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2014:  17:15:22

Lie about your banjo playing

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/12/2014:  19:22:40

move to the next chair

dmiller - Posted - 08/12/2014:  21:13:27

Never say how much the tip will be.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2014:  21:18:08

Ogle the line of glass toilet water bottles on the counter

ErikH - Posted - 08/13/2014:  02:25:31

Pray you don't get the one-eyed barber's chair.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2014:  02:44:58

Quietly check how much cash you have in your wallet. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2014:  06:13:36

Remark on your barber's cheap toupee

jistgreg - Posted - 08/13/2014:  06:50:15

Sit and wait -- and sit and wait -- and sit and wait in the "waiting" chair and then sit and wait --- and sit and wait in the barber chair. 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2014:  14:19:18

Talk to the barber 

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/13/2014:  16:08:11

Unlock the safe

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2014:  17:16:14

Voice an opinion about the local ball team. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2014:  18:08:32

Whip the hot towels off your face and accuse him of trying to suffocate you

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2014:  18:11:05

Xena fantasies while the towels are covering your face in moist warmth. 

jistgreg - Posted - 08/13/2014:  19:41:48

Yell bloody murder when the scalding hot towels parboil your face. 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2014:  05:19:28

Zip out the door to show off your new haircut.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2014:  05:21:03

New topic: Things you could find in a kitchen

Apple

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2014:  08:37:45

Beefsteak

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2014:  09:01:18

cookware

jistgreg - Posted - 08/14/2014:  20:48:50

Dishes 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2014:  02:57:42

China

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2014:  12:36:43

C ? Again?.lol ).

Excrement of mouse

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2014:  14:06:50

I've lost my mind. 

Frying pan. 

ErikH - Posted - 08/15/2014:  17:18:59

Griddle

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2014:  19:25:17

Hot coffee

ErikH - Posted - 08/16/2014:  05:27:05

Iron Skillet