OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2016:  09:38:54

Someone trying to get into my musical instrument cabinet and about to get an unpleasant surprise.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2016:  09:54:18

TV aerial, long ago defunct, flopping around on the roof

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2016:  09:57:14

Upset neighbor banging on the door - tired of 3:00 AM banjo practice.

jistgreg - Posted - 01/18/2016:  13:19:26

Vicious ogre hiding under the bed 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2016:  13:29:01

werewolves trying to find a way into your bedroom.

dmiller - Posted - 01/18/2016:  20:21:55

Xtremely large cockroaches looking for food.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2016:  20:23:53

Your long departed eccentric uncle's poltergeist

jistgreg - Posted - 01/18/2016:  21:34:05

Zebra hooves (You expected maybe horses?) 

Next topic:  Things you would miss hearing if you went deaf. 

"Ave Maria" by Franz Schubert 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2016:  21:37:41

Bach lute suites

dmiller - Posted - 01/18/2016:  22:37:27

Cranky, cantankerous women complaining.

jistgreg - Posted - 01/19/2016:  00:38:01

Dvořák's Symphony No. 9 in E minor "From the New World"

Edited by - jistgreg on 01/19/2016 00:40:01

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2016:  01:35:15

"Everyone line up here against the wall"

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2016:  03:42:09

Farts, although they stink so the deaf can enjoy them too. 

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/19/2016 03:42:28

jistgreg - Posted - 01/19/2016:  04:22:35

"Greg...."  = my wife starting a conversation with some old f@r^ 

Edited by - jistgreg on 01/19/2016 04:23:27

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2016:  04:25:02

Hooting owls

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2016:  07:09:53

Inspirational readings by Sarah Palin

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2016:  09:56:07

Jokes

jistgreg - Posted - 01/21/2016:  22:08:15

Knock, knock, knocking on Heaven's door 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2016:  02:39:38

Laughter

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2016:  08:17:19

Monroe's mandolin

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2016:  12:27:07

Nightingale's song

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/24/2016:  07:32:08

Owls hooting

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2016:  11:54:56

Politicians bloviating, no, phone calls from telemarketers, no, not that either, preachy political pundits, no, that's not it, pontificating, moralists, ah, nope no those either.

I've got it!

Poetry

jistgreg - Posted - 01/24/2016:  17:11:40

Quiet (not silent) days in the woods 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2016:  17:24:09

Really good musicians. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/24/2016:  18:22:27

Sounds of silence (akin to Greg's answer)

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2016:  03:15:07

Thunder

jistgreg - Posted - 01/25/2016:  12:26:26

Unrestrained laughter 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2016:  12:51:02

Violin concerti

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2016:  13:32:34

Wind in the pines

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2016:  14:59:38

Xena's sweet voice calling me to hurry to her.

jistgreg - Posted - 01/26/2016:  00:08:10

Yelling at the umpire 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2016:  07:00:54

Zorro movies

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2016:  07:04:50

Next- What you do at the public library

Answer your cell phone that you forgot to turn off

jistgreg - Posted - 01/27/2016:  07:55:24

Begin a hunt for that arcane bit of trivia you'd promised yourself you'd track down. 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2016:  10:18:36

Copy the card catalog number of the book you're looking for.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2016:  12:33:03

Demand that the library install a computerized card catalogue system

jistgreg - Posted - 01/27/2016:  12:46:41

Exit the library to plug the parking meter, again   

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2016:  12:53:33

Forget to keep quiet. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2016:  13:00:39

Gargle loudly in the washroom prior to going to flirt with the shy librarian

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2016:  13:53:59

Head over to the front desk to flirt with the shy librarian.

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/27/2016 13:54:16

jistgreg - Posted - 01/27/2016:  19:06:49

Impress the shy librarian by dropping your stack of books all over the floor. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2016:  21:02:15

Jangle your pocket change and car keys to show the shy librarian that you're cool and successful

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/27/2016 21:03:16

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2016:  03:34:57

Kiss the shy librarian after she meets you in the rare books section. 

jistgreg - Posted - 01/28/2016:  05:59:05

Lift a heavy stack of the shy librarian's books (to impress her) and drop them all over the floor. 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2016:  07:48:21

Mark the pages you intend to cite in your research paper.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2016:  07:21:05

Nail your library improvement demands on the front door

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2016:  12:59:50

Open a book and pretend you're not staring at the shy librarian.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2016:  18:28:57

Pick an obscure book title to ask the shy librarian's help in finding