chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2021:  06:59:21

Vow to never again walk the river during black fly season

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/02/2021:  09:13:56

Walk back from the river, its been a long day.

DC5 - Posted - 05/02/2021:  16:24:32

X-out your footprints so the guy with the camera can't track you.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2021:  17:24:25

Yell “FORE!” just to see what the fishermen do

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2021:  03:13:14

Zigzag back up the trail looking for your mobile phone

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2021:  03:15:04

Next topic, something you would grab on the way out if the house was on fire:

Album of family photos

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/03/2021:  05:43:22

Billfold

DC5 - Posted - 05/03/2021:  06:48:32

children - well most of them.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2021:  07:56:19

Dog

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2021:  10:55:09

Eyeglasses

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/03/2021:  11:24:18

Financial records

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2021:  17:13:32

Guitar

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/04/2021:  08:07:08

Heli-Mount Nechville banjo

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2021:  08:31:39

iPhone

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/04/2021:  14:42:59

Jug of KY-Wickey

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/04/2021:  19:15:29

Kentucky Bourbon , all of it.....

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2021:  19:31:21

Land line phone - vintage 1943

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/04/2021:  22:01:11

Money...cash on hand

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2021:  03:27:50

Nothing - flames too intense

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/05/2021:  08:07:08

Other stuff

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/05/2021:  10:20:42

Papers which are important, including paper money, and TP which is now priced at a premium

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2021:  11:19:38

Quart bottle of whiskey

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2021:  12:04:47

Recently-bought bus ticket to the Yukon

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/05/2021:  12:21:12

Save my Southern Comfort

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/05/2021:  14:27:17

THE CAT

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/05/2021:  15:54:04

Umbrella

grandpafive - Posted - 05/05/2021:  16:38:46

Vehicle keys

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2021:  04:18:16

Wallet

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/06/2021:  07:00:58

X-Acto knife set

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/06/2021:  10:45:42

Yourself

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/07/2021:  07:30:20

Zig-Zag rolling papers and associated fillings

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/07/2021:  07:31:37

Next, Let's make up country song titles:



Ain’t Got no Reason not to Drink Since you Left

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/07/2021 07:33:52

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2021:  09:44:53

Bronco Busting Bill

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/07/2021:  11:14:13

Come on down to the Country

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/07/2021:  13:08:59

Danged if I Do and Darned if I Don’t

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2021:  16:54:47

Every Time I see a Cow I Think of You

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/07/2021:  20:10:16

Forty Bottles of Beer on the Wall....

grandpafive - Posted - 05/07/2021:  20:45:21

Go away so I can Miss You

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2021:  03:31:08

Help Me Get My Boots Off

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2021:  06:16:38

I Hate Every Bone In Your Body ‘cept Mine

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/08/2021:  07:09:21

quote:

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Originally posted by chuckv97

I Hate Every Bone In Your Body ‘cept Mine

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(Now that right there is funny!) 

Just because I did don't mean I won't. 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/08/2021 07:11:35

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/08/2021:  07:53:22

Keep on Keeping On.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2021:  08:23:42

Leave Your Nasty Boots Outside

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/08/2021 08:23:57

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/08/2021:  09:45:51

Make my Day Tomorrow by Leavin’ Here Tonight

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2021:  17:04:42

Nobody Loves You Like Your Horse

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/08/2021:  17:56:29

Once She Said Yes, I Lost Interest 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/08/2021 18:00:24

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2021:  13:45:53

Please Don’t Tell My Mamma

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/09/2021:  14:32:41

Quit calling me daddy....

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2021:  03:17:03

Rodeo Romance