chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2014:  12:01:23

Was it about the skeletons in my closet?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/15/2014:  14:46:02

Wasn't it about your skeletons in Big Mons closet?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/15/2014:  14:55:07

how did you get an elephant in your closet

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/15/2014:  17:29:04

I remember something about closets, but dang, now I can't remember, did they say skeletons or skirts?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2014:  04:35:01

How many skirts do you own?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2014:  05:09:50

Didn't the Vikings make the Scots wear skirts when they conquered Scotland?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2014:  05:41:34

Aren't we skirting the issue of Big Mon's clothing hobbies?

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/17/2014:  08:36:03

Can BigMon plead the fifth regarding clothing and/or skirting issues?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2014:  09:08:57

On the grounds you may incriminate yourself?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2014:  09:36:13

Maybe he doesn't have any pants?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2014:  10:27:12

Does that mean he doesn't have a leg to stand on?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2014:  17:39:24

What do you think?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2014:  18:10:52

About what?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2014:  18:12:37

About the outstanding leg, no?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/17/2014:  18:14:14

what about instanding

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2014:  18:15:19

Could this be a misunderstanding?

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/18/2014:  04:00:28

Who is this Ms. Understanding and why are we talking about her?

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 04/18/2014:  04:34:39

Is that Ms. Under, standing by the road?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2014:  06:37:33

Can't you just go over there and ask her?

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/18/2014:  07:54:17

Helloooo....izzat you Ms. Under?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2014:  10:23:43

You mean the understated beauty over there?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/18/2014:  19:02:03

where can I get corn to feed the pigs

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2014:  19:09:44

Can't you get any from Junior Samples in Kornfield County?

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/19/2014:  04:13:53

Do ya think he's got sweet corn?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/19/2014:  06:51:08

coase he do.What'chu think?Maybe Sample is a simple farmer?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2014:  07:51:38

He simply farms?

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/19/2014:  15:20:02

Does Junior give away any of his farms as samples?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2014:  16:44:47

Does that sound like a prudent business plan?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2014:  16:53:57

Junior's a savvy businessman- didn't you see his BR 549 commercials?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2014:  17:20:59

Junior Samples advertises for BR 549?!?

janolov - Posted - 04/20/2014:  02:53:25

Wasn't he on BR549 long before BR549 was founded?

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 04/20/2014:  04:14:57

Was BR549 lost before it was founded?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2014:  14:51:34

You think BR549 originated in Newfoundland?

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/20/2014:  17:20:32

Can they even count that high?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2014:  18:00:49

They have to count their codfish,don't they- and you know their motto is "In Cod we Trust" ?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/21/2014:  05:11:08

Don't you really want to go to the movies and get a fountain coke
and some popcorn?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2014:  06:09:45

I don't know, what's playing?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2014:  09:20:04

Is Ben Hur still playing at the Capitol theatre downtown?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/21/2014 09:21:13

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/21/2014:  15:50:52

Didn't he leave town last night?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2014:  17:42:10

What did he leave the town?

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/21/2014:  17:50:19

What do you leave a town that has everything?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2014:  18:25:34

Penicillin?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 04/21/2014:  19:05:46

Why cant there be just plain old biotics?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2014:  20:52:03

Isn't it cuz there ain't no more plain old bacteria anymore?

janolov - Posted - 04/22/2014:  00:22:06

Aren't the old cold bacteria still the same?

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 04/22/2014:  02:22:06

It may be the same, but doesn't it have a new name?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2014:  03:33:20

Is a runny nose a runny nose by any other name?

kalstras - Posted - 04/22/2014:  04:35:20

My friend Rose asked, "What's in a name anyhow?"

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2014:  04:46:13

Is Rose a thoughtful person?