chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2023:  09:55:56

Isn’t that a double negative?

DC5 - Posted - 07/04/2023:  11:23:29

In photography don't double negatives give cool ghost effects?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/04/2023:  15:29:50

When combined do two double negatives make one suppository?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2023:  20:17:57

Are we spiraling down into rectal humour again?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/05/2023:  11:44:38

Depending upon the company one keeps, Isn’t it risky to use the words “spiral” and “rectal” in the same sentence?

DC5 - Posted - 07/05/2023:  14:58:45

Isn't that something between you and your proctologist?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/05/2023:  15:05:56

Doesn’t he get sick of dealing with a*sholes?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/05/2023:  15:26:11

Are you referring to Dr Colon Brown?

DC5 - Posted - 07/06/2023:  11:33:44

Does he have the intestinal fortitude for that kind of work?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2023:  16:09:54

Some call it work, others call it pleasure, doncha think?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/06/2023:  16:11:17

Would you believe he’s been accused of brown nosing?

grandpafive - Posted - 07/06/2023:  18:25:33

You sure he hasn't been out in the sun?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2023:  18:44:03

Are you saying he’s suffering from sunstroke?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/07/2023:  05:36:40

Would that be considered a stroke of bad luck?

DC5 - Posted - 07/07/2023:  06:30:33

Can sun stroke be a stroke of good luck?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2023:  09:27:05

Maybe only if your attending nurse in the hospital is hot?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/07/2023:  11:06:29

Is the nurse hot from wearing long johns?

DC5 - Posted - 07/07/2023:  12:03:05

Aren't they allowed to wear those short skirts that were popular in the 60's?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2023:  12:10:54

Weren’t they banned after “the incident “ ?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/07/2023:  15:51:22

Of which incident do you speak?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/07/2023 15:52:21

DC5 - Posted - 07/08/2023:  05:21:52

What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/08/2023:  06:12:29

Are you suggesting this is all about control?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/08/2023:  09:27:59

Can one control the length of a nurse’s skirt?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/09/2023:  05:47:07

Isn’t that what the forefinger of the hand is used for while the patient pretends to be senile?

DC5 - Posted - 07/09/2023:  07:02:52

Do you have to pretend to be senile to grope a nurse?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2023:  10:09:19

Why pretend… why not just be senile?

DC5 - Posted - 07/09/2023:  11:38:38

Do you know it when you are senile?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/09/2023:  13:14:28

Is it an indication of senility when you can hide your own Easter eggs?

grandpafive - Posted - 07/09/2023:  13:55:46

Do you consider it a problem?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2023:  13:59:23

Problems only exist for non-senile folks, don’t they?

DC5 - Posted - 07/10/2023:  11:34:11

What about buying green bananas?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/10/2023:  12:35:39

Has the doctor informed you you’re on your last leg?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/10/2023 12:36:49

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2023:  12:40:23

Wouldn’t your rebuttal to him be ,”No thanks to you!” ?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/10/2023:  17:00:58

Is it possible that the doctor had just amputated one of his legs?

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2023:  04:37:07

Will he be able to get a discount on shoes?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/11/2023:  06:05:29

Are you suggesting a 1/2 price discount?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2023:  10:56:05

Doesn’t Karl’s KutRayt offer 55% off with extra shoelaces thrown in?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/11/2023:  12:25:58

Does Karl offer used shoes for sale at that discount?

grandpafive - Posted - 07/11/2023:  14:50:14

Can You walk a mile in Karls used shoes?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2023:  16:51:12

Doesn’t he recommend them just for moon walking where the lower gravitational pull is easier on the soul?

DC5 - Posted - 07/12/2023:  05:48:13

Didn't Billy Graham walk on his heals to save souls?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/12/2023:  16:08:50

Did Michael Jackson buy his moon walking shoes at Karl’s KutRayt Shoes?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2023:  18:44:48

Did you know that Karl’s wife Karla had all of the Jackson Five albums?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/13/2023:  05:14:58

Isn’t Karl’s wife’s maiden name Jackson?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2023:  16:56:37

Wasn’t she a Jackson on her mother’s side?

DC5 - Posted - 07/16/2023:  05:46:33

Her mother's left side or right side?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/18/2023:  06:08:28

Wasn’t she on the right side of her mother until she left home?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2023:  08:03:20

Did she part ways with a parting wise-crack?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/18/2023:  10:02:05

Isn’t a wise crack the same as a smart A$$?