Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/05/2021:  10:39:50

Would sawdust work?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2021:  15:08:31

Isn’t sawdust usually a byproduct of work?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/05/2021:  17:15:36

How about using house dust which involves no work?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2021:  17:48:26

Didn’t Tonto accumulate dust on his loincloth?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2021:  04:52:11

Didn’t he wear buckskins?

DC5 - Posted - 04/06/2021:  05:45:05

Do you mean he only paid a buck for them?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2021:  06:54:08

Doesn't that seem awfully inexpensive for a decent set of buckskins?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2021:  07:31:05

Wasn’t he comfortable in his own skin?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2021:  08:01:20

Yes, but he can't walk around naked can he?

DC5 - Posted - 04/06/2021:  08:09:23

What about at a nudist camp?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/06/2021:  08:19:05

Would Tonto be fooled into thinking that because the Lone Ranger wore a mask he couldn’t see him naked?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2021:  11:50:21

Didn't Tonto seem smarter than that?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2021:  12:00:41

Did he take an IQ test at the reservation?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2021:  12:53:50

Didn't the time of the Lone Ranger predate the reservations?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/07/2021:  04:54:08

Might they have had reservations for grub with Miss Kitty at the Long Branch?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/07/2021 04:55:04

DC5 - Posted - 04/07/2021:  04:59:35

Wasn't it Delmonico's that required reservations?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2021:  05:07:20

The steakhouse?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2021:  07:59:54

Who would have butchered the cattle?

DC5 - Posted - 04/07/2021:  08:50:19

Didn't they also serve antelope?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2021:  04:26:21

What do the antelope order for meals?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/08/2021:  13:48:27

Wouldn’t they order the Herbivore sampler platter?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2021:  13:56:55

Does it come with a nice Riesling?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2021:  16:41:29

Wouldn't a Merlot go better with root vegetables?

DC5 - Posted - 04/09/2021:  06:02:00

What about white turnips?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2021:  08:24:41

Are you racially profiling root vegetables?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2021:  03:34:57

Are you digging up trouble?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/10/2021:  04:00:36

Do you think the others will lettuce us vegetable puns?

DC5 - Posted - 04/10/2021:  05:31:40

Should we carrot all?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2021:  06:46:47

Should we beet a hasty retreat?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2021:  09:15:00

Are you prepared to peel back the onion layers of this thread?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/10/2021:  12:53:46

What do you say we just turnup the music and forget about how corny this is?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2021:  17:42:12

Is there a kernel of truth to any of it?

DC5 - Posted - 04/11/2021:  11:36:31

Are you trying to plant the seed of conspiracy?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2021:  11:51:24

Do you actually believe someone is stalking you?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2021:  14:14:30

Is anyone else getting hungry?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/11/2021:  18:45:50

What do suggest we eat?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2021:  03:16:58

What are you hankering for?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2021:  05:49:12

Perhaps you could buy me a hamburger today?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/12/2021:  06:48:42

Could I pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today?

DC5 - Posted - 04/12/2021:  11:48:51

Isn't that a wimpy question?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2021:  14:14:17

Are you not pun-fatigued?

DC5 - Posted - 04/12/2021:  15:13:36

Should we o-pun a different topic?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/12/2021:  16:56:35

Isn’t the issue so punny you just have to laugh?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2021:  19:18:20

Ya,, what do you do if you split a gut laughing?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/13/2021:  06:38:05

Do you know how to suture a gut?

DC5 - Posted - 04/13/2021:  07:03:30

Do you use gut to suture a gut?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2021:  07:37:23

Do you have a gut feeling about this?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2021:  09:19:42

Does one need an antacid to read this thread?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/13/2021:  11:31:24

Does your aunt have acid?