chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2018:  05:18:44

Is that a documentary?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2018:  05:51:24

Why don’t you watch it and see if you learn something?

DC5 - Posted - 10/23/2018:  10:23:23

Wouldn't you learn more reading the book?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2018:  10:25:00

Is it out in paperback yet?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2018:  17:55:34

How about an e-book?

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/24/2018:  03:30:55

Are e-books better than a book?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/24/2018:  03:48:08

What are E-books?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2018:  04:14:40

You’re a real technology geek aren’t you?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/24/2018:  05:11:47

What do you do when you don't know something?
Ask a question,,right?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2018:  05:36:52

What if it’s a rhetorical question?

DC5 - Posted - 10/24/2018:  06:20:16

Don't you hate it when someone answers rhetorical questions?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2018:  06:30:33

Don’t you hate it when someone uses the word “hate” in a question?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2018:  07:12:28

Isn’t “hate” a verboten word on this august forum?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2018:  08:01:21

Don't you know that it's October not August?

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/24/2018:  15:37:56

What the heck happened to September?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2018:  03:26:31

Did it pass by you unnoticed?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/25/2018:  04:13:36

Maybe he did notice it?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2018:  06:14:10

Does his question make it sound as though he noticed?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/25/2018:  06:54:41

Does G’nsville have a city bylaw against September?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2018:  09:57:06

Could it have something to do with the weather?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/26/2018:  04:15:20

Don't they like all the oak leaves falling?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2018:  04:28:40

The falling part is okay, but doesn’t the raking up part suck?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2018:  10:37:03

Why don’t you wait for a nor’easter to blow’em out to Woostah?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2018:  12:16:10

Don't I have to wait for them to fall off the trees first?

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/26/2018:  16:46:34

Why?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2018:  19:57:17

Why not?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2018:  22:02:48

Why not introduce caterpillars to eat the leaves?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2018:  03:53:32

Can you just burn them?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/27/2018:  03:57:40

Why would you want to burn caterpillars?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2018:  04:43:43

Don’t they taste better cooked medium rare?

DC5 - Posted - 10/27/2018:  09:01:35

Should you marinate them first?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2018:  09:03:17

What do you recommend for a marinade?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2018:  09:16:08

Why don’t you phone Aunt Jemima and ask her?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2018:  13:46:07

Can you give me her phone number?

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/27/2018:  14:16:37

Did you lose your phone book?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2018:  14:37:51

Did you break it in half with a vicious karate chop?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2018:  17:58:22

How can a bird chop anything?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/27/2018:  18:26:10

Haven't you ever seen a chicken chop suey?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/28/2018:  04:01:17

What did suey look like after chicken chopped it?

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/28/2018:  05:50:06

Two Suey's?

DC5 - Posted - 10/28/2018:  09:18:49

Is that a question, or an answer?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2018:  09:44:17

If it’s an answer will he be ostracized from this august forum?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/28/2018:  11:09:39

Why would we want an ostrich-sized Duck in August?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2018:  03:30:28

Are you ducking the question?

DC5 - Posted - 10/29/2018:  05:50:46

Must we always resort to puns?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/29/2018:  06:40:14

What's a pun?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2018:  08:31:43

Are you trying to be punny?

DC5 - Posted - 10/29/2018:  08:36:30

Shouldn't the punnishment fit the crime?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2018:  09:59:28

What does Dostoyevsky have to do with the question?