banjoscotty - Posted - 11/26/2013:  04:17:52

What kinda' stuff ??

RandyZ - Posted - 11/26/2013:  06:39:28

turkey stuff.....ing?

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/26/2013:  09:37:51

Is turkey stuffings and stocking stuffers interchangable stuffs?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/27/2013:  04:54:07

Although some things probably won't be suitable for the purpose that they
were intended,,aren't most things interchangable?

RandyZ - Posted - 12/05/2013:  12:38:24

not really....have you ever tried swapping a watermelon with a spark plug?

roxygrl - Posted - 12/05/2013:  15:19:46

Is profound inept diversity conducive, or even unrealistic?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/05/2013:  15:44:12

Is "unrealistic" the same as "unreal"? 

roxygrl - Posted - 12/05/2013:  16:29:08

..said the Watermelon to the spark plug?..

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2013:  19:41:43

Are Saint Nicholas and Santa Claus similar redmen?

J e f f - Posted - 12/05/2013:  20:10:33

Do they both have gas?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/06/2013:  03:38:20

Is anyone watching the Christmas shows on the Hallmark Channel?
Same show,over and over,just different characters?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2013:  08:19:21

Isn't that just like all Hollywood movies?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/06/2013 08:20:45

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/06/2013:  09:33:41

Do they all have the same directer?

roxygrl - Posted - 12/06/2013:  11:05:24

managing this would be a stunt,,unless the director had nine lives?..

RandyZ - Posted - 12/06/2013:  11:26:45

typical Hollywood if they remade Jurassic Park using Barney....ya think?

roxygrl - Posted - 12/06/2013:  11:31:41

..never saw the original thought it silly?..,,but using that crew,,'the rubbles' sounds like fun?.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2013:  12:07:40

Maybe also BamBam and Dino, or Barney Miller and Dietrich?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/06/2013:  12:27:39

Would Clint Eastwood be a suitable directer for
that type of movie?

RandyZ - Posted - 12/06/2013:  12:51:37

maybe..... " do you feel lucky dino-punk?...well do ya?.. "

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/07/2013:  03:18:25

I don't know Randy? Doesn't sound to Christmasy does it?

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/07/2013:  12:20:36

If Clint Eastwood directed a Christmas movie and someone shot a bell ringer's clapper off what would happen next?

Edited by - BigMonFan on 12/07/2013 12:28:52

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2013:  17:45:01

Bcuz it's Christmas, wouldn't Clint wait for the clapper shooter to apologize (after the Army Sgt. gave him the evil eye), and put 5 double sawbucks in the kettle as he sang"Onward Christian Soldiers"?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/08/2013:  03:11:43

Well,,,that didn't quite make Clint's day,,,did it?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/16/2013:  15:39:30

was he a banjo player too

roxygrl - Posted - 12/17/2013:  10:20:36

or was he hanging around?

RandyZ - Posted - 12/17/2013:  12:57:00

you mean like from a noose?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/17/2013:  13:32:45

Didn't the noose go out with the Hudson?

roxygrl - Posted - 12/17/2013:  16:03:27

..isn't it make your mind up time..?

Jonny5 - Posted - 12/17/2013:  21:45:32

quote:

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Originally posted by BigMonFan

If Clint Eastwood directed a Christmas movie and someone shot a bell ringer's clapper off what would happen next?

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Would he be a dead ringer for his father?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/18/2013:  04:56:50

Aren't bell ringers actually distractions for shop lifters?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/18/2013:  06:11:38

doesn't that depend on how much is in the bucket

roxygrl - Posted - 12/18/2013:  14:56:56

how about the hole in the bucket..Dear Henry?..Dear Henry the hole....

eljimb0 - Posted - 12/18/2013:  15:00:53

Didn't Henry have a hammer?

roxygrl - Posted - 12/18/2013:  15:09:51

did he hammer in the morning?..

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/18/2013:  16:40:20

was he the hammer man

eljimb0 - Posted - 12/19/2013:  00:17:54

Was his name really Maxwell?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/19/2013:  03:05:49

Was there only one hammer?

roxygrl - Posted - 12/19/2013:  04:31:37

couldn't he afford to make more than one Silver hammer?..

RandyZ - Posted - 12/19/2013:  07:33:45

maybe he had the Midas touch?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/19/2013:  08:09:06

Isn't he the fortunate one??

roxygrl - Posted - 12/19/2013:  15:22:20

did he swim the Nile?..did ole' Daffy save him from harm?..was Midas a crook anyhow?...you have an update?..i couldn't afford a newspaper!...what did it  say?

eljimb0 - Posted - 12/19/2013:  19:50:34

Is sadim .....midas spelled backwards?

roxygrl - Posted - 12/20/2013:  01:48:58

is that a coincidence?..or what..

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/20/2013:  03:07:07

Does it make a difference about anything?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/20/2013:  04:26:03

Is anything in the closet with a candlestick?

RandyZ - Posted - 12/20/2013:  05:10:44

are you coming out of the closet then?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/20/2013:  06:54:01

how did they know what was in the closet

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/20/2013:  10:00:11

Who's closet is it?

dat - Posted - 12/20/2013:  11:28:59

and why were you hiding in there?