chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2020:  15:45:02

Is it worthy of our scrutiny?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2020:  02:48:44

Aren’t you curious?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 03/17/2020:  04:34:36

Do you not recall what curiosity did to the cat?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2020:  04:36:11

Yes, should I care about the cat?

DC5 - Posted - 03/17/2020:  05:14:54

Are you a member of PETA?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2020:  07:02:26

People Eating Tasty Animals?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2020:  07:07:09

Have you visited an abattoir lately?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/17/2020 07:08:36

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2020:  07:09:01

Do you recommend it?

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/17/2020:  13:01:58

Think you need an appointment or reservation?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2020:  18:31:37

Doesn't that depend on whether you're in the front of the truck or the back?

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/17/2020:  18:53:41

Regardless, have you read Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle? 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2020:  20:53:18

Yes, and did you know I read his Oil soon after?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/17/2020 20:53:58

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2020:  03:07:17

Are you some sort of book worm?

DC5 - Posted - 03/18/2020:  06:07:49

Is worm the proper word for one who enjoys reading?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2020:  08:21:54

Isn't "book worm" a common moniker for someone who loves to read?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2020:  08:24:27

Worms do have their place in the grand order of things, do they not?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2020:  08:25:41

Yes, but aren't they difficult to order around?

DC5 - Posted - 03/18/2020:  10:42:57

And don't some only come out at night?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2020:  10:46:23

Are they blind like bats and Mr. Magoo?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/18/2020 10:46:41

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2020:  12:13:24

Do you suppose they have little seeing eye bugs?

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/18/2020:  12:36:15

Why don’t tapeworms eat tape?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2020:  12:50:26

Have you never swallowed some scotch tape?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2020:  14:46:22

How about without the “tape” part?

Edited by - OM45GE on 03/18/2020 14:46:43

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/18/2020:  18:35:20

How did it get the name “Scotch” tape?

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/19/2020:  01:54:10

From the parents?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2020:  04:29:49

Whose parents?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 03/19/2020:  05:03:34

Wasn't its parents 3 M's, and no F's?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2020:  05:23:07

Didn’t Richard Drew develop Scotch Tape?

DC5 - Posted - 03/19/2020:  05:43:09

Then who developed Scotch Whiskey?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2020:  07:58:12

Perhaps Robbie Burns and his fellow hop-scotch players?

DC5 - Posted - 03/19/2020:  09:48:43

Did he play hop-scotch in a kilt?

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/19/2020:  10:40:34

But didn’t Daniel Boone “kilt a bar” ?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2020:  10:49:11

He accomplished a lot in his time did he not?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2020:  12:11:42

Are you talking about Fess Parker?

DC5 - Posted - 03/19/2020:  14:19:50

Wasn't it Davy Crockett, also played by Fess Parker, who kilt a bar?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2020:  15:13:16

Did he git kilt at da Alamo?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2020:  15:23:02

Don’t you remember?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 03/19/2020:  15:40:06

Fess Parker was kilt at the Alamo Bar?

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/19/2020:  21:40:58

Or driving an Alamo rent-a-car?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2020:  21:52:32

Aren’t we erroneously conflating centuries?

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/19/2020:  22:30:36

Is that like inflating footballs and basketballs?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2020:  06:00:32

Does that get you all pumped up?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 03/20/2020:  06:03:41

Are you pressuring us for an answer?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2020:  06:06:40

Would you like a little relief?

DC5 - Posted - 03/20/2020:  06:07:30

If you're feeling pressure shouldn't you call 911?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2020:  06:11:49

What will they do about it?

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/20/2020:  09:04:04

Who do 911 operators call when they need help? 1011?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2020:  09:13:34

Aren’t 911 operators robots nowadays?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2020:  10:44:59

Where did you hear that?