OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2013:  06:19:25

You mean you don't use PM as a cookbook?

RandyZ - Posted - 03/01/2013:  10:27:49

i do.....how much flour should i put in 'lawnmower cake'?

mbanjo - Posted - 03/01/2013:  12:43:52

Has the flour been tested for purity?

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/01/2013:  13:01:03

Is pure as the driven snow pure enough?

RandyZ - Posted - 03/01/2013:  13:10:03

driven on snow?

mbanjo - Posted - 03/01/2013:  13:44:52

Would that be the icing on the cake?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/01/2013:  21:57:02

is Santa a member of that club

mbanjo - Posted - 03/01/2013:  22:13:10

Doesn't the clause already in the rules prohibit that?

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/02/2013:  03:37:34

Would tha be clause #1 or clause #2?

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/02/2013:  05:29:59

Doesn't the umpire make the clause calls?

mbanjo - Posted - 03/02/2013:  12:49:58

Yes he does!..........but how can we sober him up first?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2013:  10:42:22

Can we take his booze away from him?

mbanjo - Posted - 03/03/2013:  11:32:02

Can we find a warehouse big enough to store it all........or do we pour it all down the drain?

ErikH - Posted - 03/04/2013:  02:26:34

Why don't I hold on to it?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2013:  04:23:01

Was it tough letting go?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/04/2013:  04:49:35

doesn't that happen in every relationship

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2013:  09:56:04

What doesn't?

mbanjo - Posted - 03/04/2013:  11:33:45

Who's opinion is that?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2013:  12:46:33

Why do you want to know?

mbanjo - Posted - 03/04/2013:  13:49:15

Where do you find such inquisitive questions?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2013:  19:06:22

And why do you want to know that too?

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/04/2013:  19:43:45

Are you telling me all you know or just what you think I want to hear?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/04/2013:  19:45:37

are you a politician

mbanjo - Posted - 03/04/2013:  19:49:25

Do you want a truthful answer?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2013:  04:35:20

Should he expect one from you?

RandyZ - Posted - 03/05/2013:  05:09:14

maybe you could have a summit?

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/05/2013:  05:13:05

Could I interest anyone in a nice apex?

RandyZ - Posted - 03/05/2013:  06:52:02

i might be interested.....is he housebroken?

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/05/2013:  07:26:32

Well, he's broken out of a plywood storage shed......does that count?

RandyZ - Posted - 03/05/2013:  07:32:03

yes! he'll be perfect....how much?

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/05/2013:  07:42:31

Is free for nothing too much if you can capture him?

RandyZ - Posted - 03/05/2013:  08:27:10

will he come to a baited muskrat trap?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2013:  09:19:00

What will you do with him if you catch him?

RandyZ - Posted - 03/05/2013:  09:52:39

do you know an apex furrier?

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/05/2013:  10:18:15

Is an Apex furrier than a Sasquatch?

RandyZ - Posted - 03/05/2013:  11:43:23

seeing how most susquatchee are civilized now....id say say the apex is quite a bit more furrier....ya think?

mbanjo - Posted - 03/05/2013:  14:41:29

Is it a top quality apex?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2013:  04:40:24

You mean at the very pinnacle of the apex pyramid?

RandyZ - Posted - 03/06/2013:  06:59:28

is that next door to the sphinx?

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/06/2013:  07:13:23

I think it is but doesn't security keep that door locked?

hexx - Posted - 03/06/2013:  07:22:08

Wouldn't sphinx's security know if mummy's were in or out?

RandyZ - Posted - 03/06/2013:  08:01:38

i think the door is locked.....but the keys hooked onto a 20 ton block so tourists dont walk off with it.

Alaina - Posted - 03/06/2013:  08:47:07

Where have I been?

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/06/2013:  09:11:36

How do you expect us to know if you don't?

Alaina - Posted - 03/06/2013:  09:22:10

Don't men claim to know everything?

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/06/2013:  10:43:10

Doesn't that depend mainly on the class of men you're associating with?

Alaina - Posted - 03/06/2013:  10:58:38

You mean there are men out there who will admit that they don't know something???

mbanjo - Posted - 03/06/2013:  11:41:23

Is it worthwile remembering............There are 3 kinds of men: those who can count & those who can't.......do you think?

Edited by - mbanjo on 03/06/2013 11:44:02

RandyZ - Posted - 03/06/2013:  12:15:10

on the subject of numbers......eric dickerson had 2105 rush yds in '84....only to be threatened just last year....by who? and what was his number, for extra credit....