OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2021:  12:15:19

He’s a whittler?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/20/2021:  14:50:38

Isn’t there an ancient wood carving called Whittler’s Mother?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2021:  15:37:30

Is she a real cut up?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2021:  15:39:34

Is she related to Lizzie Borden?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2021:  16:08:06

Do you have to axe?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/21/2021:  04:40:40

Is this side splitting wood conversation beginning to splinter?

DC5 - Posted - 09/21/2021:  05:53:34

Are these wood puns becoming Poplar?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/21/2021:  09:27:07

Who doesn’t like acorn-y oak tree pun?

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/21/2021:  13:09:59

Say what?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2021:  13:25:14

Why do you want me to say what?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/21/2021:  14:02:19

Who’s on first?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2021:  17:12:24

Why do you ask?

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/21/2021:  17:49:27

What about second?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/21/2021:  18:50:53

Did you know I Don’t Know is on third?

youtube.com/watch?v=nZ5vspsNS1g

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2021:  03:32:38

A third of what?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/22/2021:  05:34:54

Doesn’t a third usually refer it’s relationship to its total?

DC5 - Posted - 09/22/2021:  06:08:16

Do you mean like if your glass is a third full?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2021:  08:37:34

Did you use too big a glass?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2021:  09:47:29

Isn’t that better when driving the gravel back roads?

DC5 - Posted - 09/22/2021:  11:29:15

How does a big glass help you drive on gravel back roads?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2021:  12:10:30

Perhaps it gives you something to fling at unsuspecting pedestrians?

Edited by - OM45GE on 09/22/2021 12:10:47

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/22/2021:  12:35:07

Are you talking about glasses filled with the required touring fluid while ditch hunting?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 09/22/2021 12:37:29

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2021:  16:57:09

Are ditches difficult to find?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/22/2021:  17:14:44

Do you know where to look?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2021:  02:38:10

Is this a test?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/23/2021:  03:38:45

Isn’t just about everything in life a some kind of test?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2021:  06:08:16

Is that why I feel like such a failure?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2021:  07:24:01

Have you tried dropping out and dropping acid?

DC5 - Posted - 09/23/2021:  08:41:32

Are you channeling Timothy Leary?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/23/2021:  10:21:19

Don’t you know that you can’t fail if you don’t try?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2021:  11:10:41

Can one fail to even try?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2021:  11:32:05

Did you realize fail was liaf spelled backwards?

DC5 - Posted - 09/23/2021:  12:42:15

And sdrawkcab is backwards spelled backwards.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/23/2021:  13:52:35

Is this a new version of a Drawrof-Esrever banjo roll?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2021:  14:05:47

Did that demand a lefty banjo?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2021:  02:25:34

Would a mirror help?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/24/2021:  05:24:54

Isn’t left handed upside down as well as backward?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2021:  05:40:40

Don’t lefties think it’s just normal?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/24/2021:  06:14:51

Can a Lefty really know what is normal?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2021:  07:11:20

Aren’t southpaws well-paid?

DC5 - Posted - 09/24/2021:  13:20:55

Isn't that a sinister way of looking at things?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/25/2021:  03:22:06

Weren’t lefties scorned in the 1950’s and suspected of choosing to be left-handed?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2021:  04:08:52

Isn’t that what McCarthy was hearing?

DC5 - Posted - 09/25/2021:  05:26:01

Do you mean Edgar Bergen's side kick?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2021:  07:24:19

Why would someone kick Edgar Bergen in the side?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2021:  10:44:02

Was it possibly a variation on the Heimlich maneuver?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/25/2021:  14:45:58

Could someone check with Mortimer Snerd to clear up this issue?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2021:  17:07:30

Did he ever get his teeth fixed?

DC5 - Posted - 09/26/2021:  06:14:10

Don't you mean tooth?