DC5 - Posted - 07/22/2020:  09:35:12

Is it similar to "If I Had a Hammer"?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2020:  11:52:32

Are you building something?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2020:  14:17:23

Is it bigger than a bread box?

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/22/2020:  17:36:51

Does it come with a manual?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2020:  03:28:01

What if he can’t drive a manual?

DC5 - Posted - 07/23/2020:  05:26:27

Couldn't he just call an Uber?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2020:  08:19:25

What if he prefers driving himself?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2020:  08:21:53

Driving himself crazy, you mean?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2020:  08:23:47

Wouldn't that be a short trip?

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/23/2020:  13:27:22

Does that include a very small map?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2020:  15:04:13

Is “small” akin to “short” when one references naps?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2020:  02:52:38

You weren’t paying attention were you?

DC5 - Posted - 07/24/2020:  06:15:51

What did you say?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2020:  08:13:42

Isn’t “m” next to “n” in the proverbial alphabet?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2020:  08:52:36

Do you think he was taking a proverbial nap and dreamt of maps?

DC5 - Posted - 07/24/2020:  10:44:58

Would that cause him to get lost in his dreams?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2020:  15:03:55

What if he dreamed about having a GPS?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2020:  16:44:51

Do satellites exist in one’s dreams ?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2020:  03:56:40

Isn’t the moon technically a satellite?

DC5 - Posted - 07/25/2020:  09:29:00

Wouldn't that also make the Earth a satellite?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2020:  10:02:44

Are you speaking technically or artistically ?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2020:  11:44:09

Perhaps he was speaking hypothetically?

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/25/2020:  11:57:42

Should we consult the judges?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2020:  12:30:07

You mean the Yankee outfielder’s family ?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/25/2020 12:30:22

DC5 - Posted - 07/26/2020:  05:30:45

Wouldn't an umpire be a better judge?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2020:  12:18:37

Are you being judgmental?

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/26/2020 12:18:53

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/26/2020:  16:44:51

Are you in possession of a gavel?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2020:  02:57:21

Would a ball peen hammer do?

DC5 - Posted - 07/27/2020:  05:47:07

Are you a tin knocker?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2020:  05:48:19

Couldn't I just have a thing for hammers?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2020:  06:48:53

Have you hold the local authorities about this fetish?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2020:  10:04:41

Do you think they would want to hold my hammers?

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/27/2020:  14:01:06

Can you hold them above your head?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2020:  14:36:52

Is that part of “assuming the position”?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2020:  03:31:16

Is that an arresting proposition?

DC5 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  04:49:06

Did they read you your rights?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  05:57:12

If they didn’t can you absolve yourself of your difficulties?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2020:  06:11:26

What difficulties?

DC5 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  09:03:13

Was the arrest simple?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2020:  10:43:17

Do you mean the arresting officer?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  11:44:38

Are you implying that our men in blue are simpletons?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2020:  12:38:10

Why would I imply that?

DC5 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  15:19:24

Did you imply, or infer?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2020:  16:59:00

Wasn't I being direct?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  17:19:49

Are you asking us to question your integrity?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2020:  03:03:48

I’m a banjo player, what does integrity have to do with it?

DC5 - Posted - 07/29/2020:  05:29:10

Aren't you playing up to a stereotype?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2020:  09:16:18

What other type would one play up to,,,or as my long-suffering English teacher, Mrs. Lindsay, would sternly correct ; to what other type would one play?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/29/2020 09:17:00

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2020:  03:02:13

Was Mr. Lindsay a teacher from England or a teacher of English?