Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/28/2013:  21:28:38

shoes off , or you knowledgeable enough to use a calculator

mbanjo - Posted - 03/28/2013:  21:52:42

Would that then be a calculated risk factor?

dmiller - Posted - 03/28/2013:  21:53:55

Does an "unknowledgeable guy" have to drop his pants to count to 21?

RandyZ - Posted - 03/29/2013:  12:32:43

maybe....wouldnt it be something if you got to 22 though?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/29/2013:  18:36:18

do you drink while counting 

mbanjo - Posted - 03/29/2013:  20:57:40

Most moonshine gets you drunk......you can count on that can't you?

jistgreg - Posted - 03/30/2013:  03:48:45

If you're drinking, does it count?

Edited by - jistgreg on 03/30/2013 03:51:28

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/30/2013:  05:32:00

Can drunks count to 10?

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/30/2013:  07:43:22

Can 10 drunks count to 2 without arguing about it?

mbanjo - Posted - 03/30/2013:  12:35:20

How many drunks does it take to change a light globe?

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/30/2013:  12:41:54

Is there snow inside this light globe?

mbanjo - Posted - 03/30/2013:  13:25:56

How cold does it feel?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/30/2013:  19:25:05

when you turn the light off does it still snow

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2013:  11:01:07

And what is the chill factor?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/31/2013:  12:50:26

just where is that chili factory anyway 

mbanjo - Posted - 03/31/2013:  14:49:57

Is that todays hot topic?

dmiller - Posted - 03/31/2013:  14:58:11

Hot today?  Isn't it supposed to be hot tamale?

mbanjo - Posted - 03/31/2013:  19:46:51

Does anyone really believe the forecasts?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/01/2013:  07:07:54

Forcasts for what??

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/01/2013:  18:28:21

what, snow in Florida

mbanjo - Posted - 04/01/2013:  18:43:15

Are you sure it isnt Miami 'ice'

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/02/2013:  06:41:26

Are you serious?

roxygrl - Posted - 04/02/2013:  06:51:24

Is the forecaster into repeats?

RandyZ - Posted - 04/02/2013:  07:10:03

should i keep my long underwear on then?

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/02/2013:  10:11:45

How long is too long for long underwear to be worn?

roxygrl - Posted - 04/02/2013:  10:46:20

Isn't that a long story, weren't  'Long Johns' worn by 'Long John Silver' and all his Buccaneers?

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/02/2013:  11:07:35

Did Long John Silver's  long johns have one long john leg pegged so as to fit Long John's peg leg better?

RandyZ - Posted - 04/02/2013:  11:24:28

peg leg better?....what a great name for a band

mbanjo - Posted - 04/02/2013:  11:36:33

Did his long johns cover his ears?

roxygrl - Posted - 04/02/2013:  11:50:25

Didn't 'Long John' fix his muffler that way?..

Alaina - Posted - 04/02/2013:  12:08:33

With a peg leg?

mbanjo - Posted - 04/02/2013:  12:27:19

What happened to his parrot in the meantime?

Alaina - Posted - 04/02/2013:  12:28:11

What parrot?

roxygrl - Posted - 04/02/2013:  12:50:42

Didn't it squawk for a take away?

Alaina - Posted - 04/02/2013:  12:51:56

Does it talk or just squawk?

mbanjo - Posted - 04/02/2013:  13:38:16

Maybe it just gawks?

Alaina - Posted - 04/02/2013:  14:32:07

What about "mocks"?

mbanjo - Posted - 04/02/2013:  15:22:54

Is that similar to 'mock duck'?

Alaina - Posted - 04/02/2013:  15:28:59

A what duck?

mbanjo - Posted - 04/02/2013:  18:58:22

Never heard of mock duck?.........notes from the chef....... Ever had to hold a dinner party for 6 on a budget of $40? This favorite also makes a great family dinner. It is basically your most inexpensive cut of beef, flank steaks or round steaks flattened out with a lot of pounding arranged together to form a 12x16-inch sheet, and rolled like a jelly roll around a bread stuffing. If you want to really jazz it up, try adding 1/2 can smoked oysters (chopped) or cooked chopped chicken livers to the stuffing. The moist cooking method helps tenderize the steak and makes an excellent sauce for the potatoes. If you want to make your own stuffing to save even more money, that works too. I'm not sure why it is called Mock Duck.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/02/2013:  20:11:38

what the he$[ kind of a question was that ?????? 

mbanjo - Posted - 04/02/2013:  22:23:21

Huh?

wkdrip - Posted - 04/02/2013:  23:51:54

Do you think he was heavy lifting drinks when he wrote that?

Alaina - Posted - 04/03/2013:  08:37:30

Wow was that a burn or what?! (High five, that was good!)

mbanjo - Posted - 04/03/2013:  11:51:14

Now listen here young lady.............are you listening?

Alaina - Posted - 04/03/2013:  11:52:39

Can she still hear you if she isn't online?

mbanjo - Posted - 04/03/2013:  12:20:10

Could it be at all possible that I was refering to you ....? For agreeing

Edited by - mbanjo on 04/03/2013 12:21:36

Alaina - Posted - 04/03/2013:  12:21:10

<insert super sweet voice> Whatever are you talking about cyberdad? 

roxygrl - Posted - 04/03/2013:  12:22:32

Would someone prefer a telepathic response?..