chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2015:  18:46:48

Nothing's guaranteed , right, except fallen arches, catch my drift?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2015:  03:40:54

Are you drifting with the continents?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/09/2015:  04:16:30

Northern or southern hemisphere?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/09/2015:  10:20:14

Didn't your girlfriend's mother warn her about dating drifters?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2015:  07:09:10

What girlfriend?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/11/2015:  09:09:37

Bill have you been slipping around,drinking beer,gambling,picking up those honky-tonk special gals,
and keeping late hours? (Well,carry on)

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/11/2015:  10:08:14

I think the best thing to do is plead innocence, don't you?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/11/2015:  11:29:10

Who will be listening to you plead?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2015:  18:29:37

What if I'm guilty and proud of it?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/11/2015:  22:11:10

Do those gals know they're just another notch on your belt?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2015:  03:13:27

Was that wrong of me?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/12/2015:  04:34:57

But of course it was wrong,,,,Why were you wearing a belt at a time like that?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2015:  08:17:09

Were you strapped in for the "ride, Sally, ride"?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/12/2015:  08:44:53

Do you know Sally Ride?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2015:  18:49:12

Wasn't she an astronaut?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2015:  20:08:13

Did she sallyforth to ride into outer space?

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/13/2015:  02:37:15

And to boldly go where no man has gone before?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2015:  03:51:31

She was a virgin?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2015:  05:05:21

Maybe only metaphorically speaking?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2015:  08:11:11

Like a contextural virgin?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/13/2015:  10:29:06

Is there any other kind?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2015:  14:58:11

Did you know I met one who was pure as the driven snow?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/13/2015:  15:57:17

Where did she drive the snow?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/14/2015:  02:31:29

What was she driving?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2015:  06:37:51

Did you know she was driving a converted seadoo, originating from Florida's ocean playground.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2015:  03:24:15

Florida is on the ocean?

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/15/2015:  04:09:06

Yes and what is a converted seadoo?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2015:  08:15:57

Did youse all know a seadoo is a variant of the skidoo (snowmobile), and/or vice-versa?

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/15/2015:  13:31:10

Does it come with an 8 track and fuzzy dice?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/15/2015:  15:23:55

and two carbs with a hurst floor shift?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2015:  16:43:36

Why would it have a shifter?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2015:  16:47:01

Don't they have those fake gear shifts to amuse sun/half baked Floridians?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/15/2015:  18:13:18

I don't see any Floridians going to Calgary to get any sun,,do you?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2015:  03:12:59

Do you think they go for the Stampede?

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/16/2015:  03:58:02

Buffalo, cattle, or horse stampede?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2015:  04:11:47

Can it be all of the above?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2015:  04:48:29

Are all those people in Canada really tight wads?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2015:  06:06:42

Do you know I still have the first nickel I ever earned?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2015:  08:29:50

But what about the money between then and now?

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/16/2015:  14:39:50

Think he spent it all on banjo and dance lessons?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2015:  15:03:35

How do we know the nickel isn't everything he's earned?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2015:  16:45:27

Was that a good paying job or what?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2015:  17:16:51

Do you think it was the overtime?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2015:  17:58:58

Did you ever consider it might be a rare 1892 nickel with a banjo on the back?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2015:  18:09:39

What model of banjo was it?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2015:  16:42:00

Do you think he's making the banjo/nickel thing up?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2015:  07:35:51

Never let the truth ruin a good story, know what I'm sayin'?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/18/2015:  09:57:49

Do you mean we should tell fibs?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2015:  15:48:59

You wouldn't lie to me would you?