OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2014:  15:18:19

Is the punch spiked?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/25/2014:  15:32:46

aren't spikes for tires

jistgreg - Posted - 12/25/2014:  15:55:43

Precisely whom do you wish to punch with a spike? 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2014:  17:03:08

Who said anything about punching anyone?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/25/2014:  17:32:37

Isn't a Christmas punch delivered by Santa,when he gives Blitzen an uppercut to the jaw for sliding off the roof?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2014:  17:36:08

Does the ASPCA know about this?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/25/2014:  17:52:58

who is that

jistgreg - Posted - 12/25/2014:  21:39:58

Who is who? 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/26/2014:  05:21:15

Yes and No,,,,,Is that a question?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2014:  06:13:11

Don't they sound more like answers?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/26/2014:  07:00:01

What is the sound of one answer clapping? 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2014:  07:11:33

The answer has the clap?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2014:  07:20:01

Clap is only a state of mind,ain't it?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2014:  07:21:16

Did your mind state that?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/26/2014:  07:25:06

Do you mind living in the state of (as Homer Simpson calls it) Taxachussetts? 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2014:  07:34:46

Don't they need lots of revenue to keep up maintenance on all those rotaries?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/26/2014:  07:38:29

anyone have the answer

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2014:  07:46:11

To what, Greg's question?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/26/2014:  12:54:28

What's wrong with my question? 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2014:  13:24:59

Nothing, why do you ask?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/26/2014:  13:34:12

Can't I ask a simple question without people of your ilk jumping down my throat and tying my tonsils together? 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2014:  13:36:58

As an Ears, Nose and Throat specialist, isn't that my job?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/26/2014:  14:04:58

Are you referring to the Biblical character Job or Job cigareet-rolling papers? 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2014:  14:36:18

Job rolled cigarettes?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/26/2014:  15:37:00

was papers before the pipe

jistgreg - Posted - 12/26/2014:  18:27:45

Have you ever had the H*!! of living with a person whose constant refrain was "PIPE DOWN!!!"? 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/27/2014:  03:16:20

Would the opposite of that be "PIPE UP"?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/27/2014:  05:06:05

Have you ever had to put a banjo up the spout? 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2014:  06:32:49

Wouldn't that be painful?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2014:  06:58:49

Is that like up s**ts creek without a paddle?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2014:  07:17:23

Is that a stream in your neck of the woods?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/27/2014:  09:19:03

does s**ts mean salts?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2014:  09:36:58

Isn't it "sifts"?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/27/2014:  18:52:14

can I co now

jistgreg - Posted - 12/27/2014:  19:12:05

Haven't any of y'all benighted pickers ever heard of "Put up the spout," meaning "pawned"? 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2014:  19:35:42

Is that a Badger State colloquialism?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/27/2014:  19:38:25

is that when you use a puppet and don't move your mouth when the puppet talks

jistgreg - Posted - 12/28/2014:  00:15:11

If you moved your mouth, where could you move it to? 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2014:  01:07:07

Maybe Up and Down?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/28/2014:  04:19:38

Like north and south?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/28/2014:  15:57:00

over younder

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2014:  16:51:37

Hither and yon?

MWBailey - Posted - 12/28/2014:  18:01:58

How 'bout "up over th' offa there?"

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2014:  18:25:26

Are you kidding me?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/28/2014:  19:10:44

Would I kid my favorite kid? 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2014:  20:02:47

Was Kit Carson ever a kid?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/28/2014:  23:52:26

Didn't he play goalie for the Rangers?

jistgreg - Posted - 12/28/2014:  23:56:45

Are you maybe thinking about Chuck Norris? 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/29/2014:  02:48:20

Or the Karate Kid?