Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/31/2017:  05:49:50

does he own a pig farm

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2017:  07:31:53

Are you saying he's a swine?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2017:  08:30:34

No but does it matter?? ,,,,he is very rich

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2017:  10:22:53

And his wife is the Queen.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2017:  13:05:30

Are you asking or telling?

J e f f - Posted - 05/31/2017:  13:45:38

Did someone steal his question mark! I think mine are missing, too!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2017:  13:54:29

Couldn't you tell it was a question by the rising inflection in my voice?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2017:  16:21:40

Was your underwear too tight?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2017:  20:15:32

Are you going to audition for soprano in the glee club?!?!?!?!???????????

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2017:  01:45:07

Shouldn't you leave the soprano to the girls?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2017:  03:21:31

Can you leave the girls to me?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2017:  03:57:56

HAHA,,What can a banjo do for the girls?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2017:  06:50:00

Wouldn't you like to know?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2017:  08:21:33

No,,I don't think so??

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2017:  08:49:00

Didn't you hear ?- that banjos are the latest fad in accessories?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/01/2017 08:49:30

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2017:  09:57:18

Where do they put the batteries?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2017:  10:10:23

Isn't it solar powered?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2017:  10:11:43

What if it's cloudy?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2017:  14:41:10

Didn't you save some for a rainy day?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2017:  15:11:02

Is that what pop was trying to tell me?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2017:  18:23:58

Was he mumbling?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2017:  03:10:40

Did he have a mouth full?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2017:  04:05:10

Full of what?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2017:  07:10:21

Was he chewing tobacco again?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2017:  10:58:04

Yeeeeeecccccccchhhhhhh?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2017:  13:45:17

Tobacco isn't actually chewed is it?

J e f f - Posted - 06/02/2017:  14:10:00

Is it used like a suppository? Like when you blow smoke up someone's bum?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2017:  14:44:55

Waddya mean "you", pilgrim?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2017:  18:42:20

Jeff has some "interesting" hobbies doesn't he?

J e f f - Posted - 06/03/2017:  04:28:16

Would you like to purchase a starter kit (battery not included)?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2017:  06:09:05

How much for the batteries?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2017:  09:14:50

Isn't battery 5-10 with a possibility of parole after 7?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2017:  09:47:41

Maybe Chuck would know..Doesn't he have a battery in his truck?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2017:  12:21:16

I think that's 12 volt - is that the same as 5-10?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2017:  04:33:26

I'm thinking he has a 24 volt in his truck???

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2017:  04:56:28

Yes, but aren't they two 12 volt batteries in series?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2017:  07:57:44

I don't know for sure..CHUCK can you explain this to us?

J e f f - Posted - 06/04/2017:  12:24:16

Isn't Chuck at the ballgame? NYY @ TOR

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/04/2017:  12:26:23

4 batteries can give a guy lotsa juice, no?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/04/2017:  12:27:17

Did'ya know TO leads the fat rich hated Yanks 3-2 , bottom of the 8th?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/04/2017:  14:46:36

Is that where he found the batteries at the bottom

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2017:  02:38:13

Are batteries in the bottom some sort of deviant behavior?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2017:  03:22:08

Was he giving his bottom a "light-um-up"??

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2017:  04:22:41

I didn't know bottoms were such an interesting topic around here, know what I'm gettin' at?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/05/2017 04:23:15

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2017:  04:35:57

So, you're saying you're interested in bottoms?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2017:  04:59:12

Are you one of the soggy bottom boys?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2017:  05:04:32

Doncha use a wooden-beaded seat cover?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2017:  05:15:27

No, do you?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2017:  07:58:49

Why would we want to?