chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2018:  08:17:24

Don’t you know that no news is good news?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/21/2018 08:19:19

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/21/2018:  11:26:47

Can you prove that?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2018:  12:19:17

Do you want proof beyond a shadow of a doubt?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2018:  12:35:01

Is it doubtful one casts a shadow standing in the shade?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/22/2018:  03:44:12

aren't there several elements involved in casting a shadow?

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/22/2018:  04:17:34

Like eye shadow?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/22/2018:  04:28:08

Or perhaps an eye of Newt and a couple of bat wings?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2018:  15:51:38

What cookbook are you using?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2018:  02:53:52

What does a cookbook have to do with casting a shadow?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/23/2018:  03:30:05

Are you casting aspersions, or just casting doubt?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2018:  11:32:18

Weren’t you cooking up a stew with the bat wings and newt eye?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2018:  11:56:29

No,,who told you that?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2018:  12:55:51

A little birdy?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2018:  15:14:22

Can't you make a better guess than that?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2018:  18:04:31

Who does the guess rating around here anyway?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2018:  02:37:03

I guess you can rate yourself can't you?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2018:  03:30:59

Was that just a wild guess?

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/24/2018:  03:48:15

What about a wild and crazy guess?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2018:  05:08:31

Are you Steve Martin?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2018:  14:05:58

Who is Steve Martin?

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/24/2018:  15:04:36

You don't know Steve Martin?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2018:  15:29:57

Is he related to Marty Stevens?

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/25/2018:  03:54:28

Marty Stevens of Slickpoo Idaho?

Edited by - TheLastWord on 09/25/2018 03:54:53

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/25/2018:  04:24:30

Or Knock-um-Stiff,Ohio?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2018:  05:14:05

I can’t find that on a map, do you have the GPS coordinates?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2018:  07:33:31

Doesn’t GPS stand for “go pound salt”?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2018:  07:37:58

Why would anyone want to pound salt?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/25/2018:  08:49:10

Haven't you ever made ice cream?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2018:  11:26:22

Does making it disappear count?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2018:  15:58:09

Are there parameters in the ice cream-making game?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/26/2018:  02:40:25

Is making ice-cream a game?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2018:  04:53:19

How do you keep score?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2018:  09:04:16

With a slide rule- no?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/26/2018:  09:09:55

Why are you asking me?

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/26/2018:  14:58:15

Cause you're the answer man?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2018:  17:18:04

Has he ever given an actual answer?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2018:  17:20:11

Well, I don’t believe he’s ever claimed to be a fountain of wisdom, do you?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2018:  17:33:59

Perhaps a different kind of fountain?

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/27/2018:  04:00:37

A fountain of burritos?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2018:  04:21:34

Don't you know That I invented the fountain of youth

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2018:  04:41:55

How is that working out?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2018:  05:09:14

Don't you know I'm 78 years old and don't need a battery?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2018:  07:07:36

You still have a crank start?

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/27/2018:  14:44:29

Is that the same as coffee?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/27/2018:  19:12:32

Does coffee make you cranky?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2018:  22:21:08

Are you sure you aren’t spreading false rumo(u)rs?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2018:  03:21:44

Pray tell,,,who would know the difference?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2018:  06:02:24

Is there a difference?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2018:  07:09:20

Are you referring to fake news?