J e f f - Posted - 03/03/2018:  07:47:12

Because Scott lost his marbles?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2018:  10:34:29

Does he remember where he was the last time he had them?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2018:  10:39:02

Have they disappeared down the dark tunnels of time?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2018:  10:48:16

Is that like the Parisian Sewers?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2018:  10:49:41

Does Noht’n woik deh?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/03/2018 10:50:03

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2018:  10:56:32

No problems that I know of, have you heard something?

(Google "Paris Sewer Balls")

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2018:  17:48:41

Pardon my try at writing a Nu Yawk accent, but Noht’n = Norton, catch my drift?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2018:  17:52:40

Are you drifting down the sewer?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2018:  00:47:51

Dost thou have a paddle to lend me?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2018:  03:25:11

Why,,can't you swim?

J e f f - Posted - 03/04/2018:  09:08:07

Who wants to swim with the turds?

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/04/2018:  09:28:18

Are you sure it's not a candy bar?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2018:  10:21:08

Is it time to say "YUCK"?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2018:  12:03:06

Are Tootsie Rolls yucky?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2018:  14:00:36

Doesn't that depend on how long they've been floating in the sewer?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2018:  14:11:06

They sure are sweet aren't they?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2018:  14:15:01

Isn't that why people eat them?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2018:  19:50:03

Don’t they resemble the turds Alabama Jeff’s referring to?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/04/2018 19:50:58

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/05/2018:  02:29:59

When did the sun come up?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2018:  09:59:05

The sun is up?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2018:  10:26:20

Did it come up according to standard or daylight savings time?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2018:  10:40:15

Are you trying to get me riled up about Daylight Saving Time?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/05/2018:  11:11:57

Why would he do that?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2018:  12:08:04

Who knows why he does anything that he does?

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/05/2018:  17:14:32

Does he know why he does not know why?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2018:  17:21:12

Did you know it’s not the Y that bothers me, but U?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/06/2018:  03:41:36

Y does Y bother U?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2018:  07:37:23

Haven’t U ever eaten down at the Y(MCA)?

J e f f - Posted - 03/06/2018:  16:47:49

Do they serve Bubble and Squeak?

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/06/2018:  17:27:02

Does that come with ketchup?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2018:  18:43:10

Aren’t your expectations a little high?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2018:  03:34:00

Can you get high eating Bubble and Squeak?

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/07/2018:  03:49:51

How high would you like to go?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2018:  06:59:10

How high can the bubbles carry us?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2018:  10:43:39

Should we ask Scotty, the Oracle?

J e f f - Posted - 03/07/2018:  15:37:48

Didn't he quick that job to become a fire hydrant repairman?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2018:  16:13:40

Is that a municipal job?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2018:  18:50:16

Does it involve washing off stale dog urine?

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/09/2018:  03:58:05

Does he get a hazmat suite?

J e f f - Posted - 03/09/2018:  04:01:40

Isn't it cheaper to use a birthday suit?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2018:  04:14:26

Are those on sale this week at Woolworths?

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/09/2018:  14:42:42

Isn't Woolworths extinct like the dinosaurs?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/10/2018:  04:07:17

Why would you ask that?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2018:  04:45:31

Have you tried to shop at Woolworth's lately?

J e f f - Posted - 03/10/2018:  06:18:07

Yes. Why wouldn't they let me in?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2018:  06:49:16

Their no pets policy perhaps?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/10/2018:  08:37:01

Are you saying they’ve became animal haters?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2018:  11:29:47

Maybe they don't have pooper scoopers?

J e f f - Posted - 03/10/2018:  11:32:02

What do they do with the poop?