J e f f - Posted - 12/07/2016:  19:10:46

Does opening doors for ladies count?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2016:  02:59:33

What are the ladies counting?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2016:  03:41:40

How many shopping days til Christmas? 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2016:  05:01:44

Are you trying to ruin my day?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2016:  14:07:24

Isn't it already ruined by logging onto banjo people?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/09/2016:  08:22:20

OH! How can you say that?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2016:  12:35:26

I know, what's wrong with banjo people?

J e f f - Posted - 12/09/2016:  12:47:32

They ask too many questions?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2016:  12:47:48

Did you know somebody actually logged onto this forum to get music theory answers?      (true)

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2016:  13:17:29

Do you find that strange?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2016:  13:43:28

Did you also know he was a piano player, not a banjoist at all, and looking for insights?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/09/2016 13:44:08

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/09/2016:  15:29:38

Can you offer any assistance?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2016:  21:21:42

I pretended I knew somethin' about theory, know what I mean?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2016:  04:32:40

Theoretically?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/10/2016:  04:52:03

BS-oreticly?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2016:  06:12:35

Do you think he'll smash his piano now and join us plunkers and plonkers?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/10/2016:  06:55:18

I don't know..Does he plunk and plonk?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2016:  10:37:19

They're still stringed instruments aren't they?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2016:  19:02:39

Yeah, but we don't play with keys, know what I'm sayin' ?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2016:  13:36:21

I think so?

J e f f - Posted - 12/11/2016:  13:56:46

How can you say that with a straight face?

Forrest - Posted - 12/11/2016:  17:39:39

Say what?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2016:  03:27:12

Why do you want me to say "what"?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/12/2016:  03:28:20

Say what? Didn't you know that was included?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2016:  03:52:48

Included with what?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2016:  05:14:24

Is what part of an Abbott and Costello skit?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2016:  07:28:00

Along with I don't know?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2016:  09:15:59

Bud and Lou never realized what they started, did they?

Forrest - Posted - 12/12/2016:  09:34:40

Did you really? 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/12/2016:  10:33:56

Who are they?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2016:  10:56:45

Are they us?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/12/2016:  13:10:51

I'm confused..If they are us,,who are we?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2016:  13:13:19

Didn't Pogo say," We have seen the enemy and he is us."?

J e f f - Posted - 12/12/2016:  15:12:06

Did Mr. (Fred) Rogers have an enemy?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2016:  18:12:48

Mrs. Rogers?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2016:  18:36:44

Dale Evans?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2016:  02:42:26

Dale Evans was married to Fred Rogers?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/13/2016:  04:12:30

Of course it's Fred..Who else would it be?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2016:  04:17:38

You mean Fred really was a son of the pioneer?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2016:  04:48:34

Do you think Roy knows about this?

Forrest - Posted - 12/13/2016:  09:23:32

Are you pulling my chain?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2016:  09:28:22

Why - is your toilet full?

Forrest - Posted - 12/13/2016:  10:29:24

How can you tell?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/13/2016:  12:08:21

Well,aren't you full of it?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2016:  13:00:49

Isn't "it" an ambiguous term?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2016:  14:07:34

Either that or a euphemism?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/13/2016:  14:42:30

what do those words mean?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2016:  15:07:48

Their not in the hillbilly dickshunarie?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2016:  02:53:50

Maybe we can Google them?