TheLastWord - Posted - 12/23/2018:  05:40:35

Fried like an egg?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2018:  19:17:55

Are you hatching a plan?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/24/2018:  03:07:31

Should we lay out the details?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2018:  03:48:39

Are you trying to crack me up?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2018:  08:41:27

will you be eating at "Jack-in-the-Crack"?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2018:  10:02:41

Do you realize how disgusting that sounds?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/24/2018:  12:02:19

Like frogs in a blender?

DC5 - Posted - 12/24/2018:  12:36:41

Is that how you make Kermit slaw?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2018:  18:34:04

Isn’t that the punchline to “What’s green and red and goes 100 MPH”?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/25/2018:  04:12:09

Or a rocket ship painted green and red?

DC5 - Posted - 12/25/2018:  09:24:38

Don't rocket ships go faster than 100 MPH?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/25/2018:  17:24:34

Maybe it's a really slow rocket ship?

DC5 - Posted - 12/25/2018:  17:58:16

How does it reach escape velocity?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2018:  04:50:55

What is it trying to escape from?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2018:  07:19:55

Have you never been pursued by the IRS?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2018:  17:21:20

In a rocket ship?

DC5 - Posted - 12/27/2018:  06:40:49

Wouldn't they just shoot you down?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2018:  06:46:51

Isn't that a little harsh?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2018:  08:03:22

harsh; schmarsh!? - do you really think they give a rat's ass?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/27/2018 08:03:42

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2018:  10:27:08

Are you questioning my empathy?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2018:  03:39:49

Why would we do that?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2018:  03:41:53

Why wouldn't you?

DC5 - Posted - 12/28/2018:  06:06:51

Why should we dignify that with an answer?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2018:  06:52:43

What does dignity have to do with any of this?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2018:  07:18:57

Don't you want to hold your head up high?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2018:  09:33:57

You mean like having your nose stuck up in the air?

DC5 - Posted - 12/28/2018:  10:54:00

Is that like when I got my head high back in college?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2018:  11:08:43

Are you still in college?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2018:  13:05:17

Wouldn't his student loan debt be off the proverbial charts?

DC5 - Posted - 12/28/2018:  13:06:48

Did the war end yet?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2018:  04:22:17

Killed a few brain cells huh?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2018:  09:13:07

Who really needs extra brain cells anyway?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2018:  16:10:22

Are you offering some?

DC5 - Posted - 12/29/2018:  18:06:02

Are they used?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/30/2018:  07:47:06

Would you believe they've been around the block a few times?

DC5 - Posted - 12/30/2018:  10:59:09

Is that where the term block head comes from?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2018:  04:11:39

Is it a granite block?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2018:  07:43:32

Are you referring to New Hampshire numbskulls?

DC5 - Posted - 12/31/2018:  07:53:09

Do you mean the no longer existing Old Man in the Mountain?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2018:  10:42:00

Would you have liked to see it fall?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2018:  13:48:37

Why would such an tragic event want to be witnessed, only to haunt one’s horrifying dreams at 3am?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2019:  04:43:28

Don’t you wonder what it sounded like?

DC5 - Posted - 01/01/2019:  06:47:46

If no one was there to hear it, did it make a sound?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2019:  07:39:42

How would we know?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2019:  08:06:16

Isn't that being rather nosy?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2019:  13:12:49

In what regard?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/02/2019:  11:01:35

Why not put up a few thousand trail cams and maybe video the event?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2019:  12:50:54

Do you have a time machine?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2019:  12:52:51

Are you asking if they have watches in Gainesville?