chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2018:  07:18:13

Don't cats abhor close relationships with humans?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  07:20:19

Do you think they can sense that I abhor them with an even great vehemence?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2018:  07:28:42

is it the scents from their litter boxes that leads to your abhorrence?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 11/27/2018 07:29:28

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  10:32:32

It’s on the list of reasons, need I say more?

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/27/2018:  15:12:59

Yes or has the cat got your tongue?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  17:50:11

Who the hell came up with that expression?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2018:  18:05:12

The guy that let the cat out of the bag; who else?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  18:19:08

Is he some sort of sadist?

DC5 - Posted - 11/27/2018:  18:55:44

Would this have catastrophic results if he is?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/28/2018:  04:27:59

Can we put the cat back in the bag?

DC5 - Posted - 11/28/2018:  05:27:41

What if the cat's a cougar?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2018:  05:57:00

Are you making fun of my mom?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2018:  06:32:37

How are Mom and cougar related anyway?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 11/28/2018:  06:41:25

Do you not know what a "cougar" is?

DC5 - Posted - 11/28/2018:  09:34:40

What's the Wikipedia answer?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2018:  12:27:16

How would they know?

DC5 - Posted - 11/28/2018:  14:24:14

Don't they know everything, like Dr. bloody Bernofski?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2018:  16:19:52

Wasn't he a fullback for the Bears?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2018:  03:43:57

You mean like "The Three Bears"??

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/29/2018:  04:08:38

Let me get this straight, we have three bears and a cougar named Bloody Bernofski?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 11/29/2018:  04:24:34

...and they are all in a bag?

DC5 - Posted - 11/29/2018:  06:04:56

How big is that bag?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2018:  06:20:11

Is anyone else disturbed by the thought of what is going on in that bag?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2018:  07:25:20

I'm rather curious; aren't you all?

DC5 - Posted - 11/29/2018:  10:03:05

If we open it to look, won't the cat get out of the bag?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2018:  10:35:28

Doesn’t that depend on how long the bag was submerged?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2018:  13:21:19

OH NO! What have you fellers done now?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2018:  14:51:15

Teaching a cat to hold his breath for 30 minutes?

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/29/2018:  15:05:14

Is that even possible?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2018:  18:00:08

Can we hope not?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/30/2018:  04:18:03

Why would you not want to hope?

DC5 - Posted - 11/30/2018:  06:02:08

Has this thread taken a sick turn?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2018:  06:47:50

Is there an antidote?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2018:  07:57:50

Is it possible to be inoculated against cats?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/30/2018:  08:39:41

What kind of cats?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2018:  13:40:11

How specific would you like me to be?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2018:  13:48:31

Could you please be so specific as to leave us no choice but to know exactly what I mean?

DC5 - Posted - 11/30/2018:  13:53:23

Hey, what if it's Schrodinger's cat in the bag?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2018:  15:28:08

Does anyone have a bigger bag?

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/30/2018:  18:21:55

How big?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2018:  05:52:30

How big a bag do you have?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 12/01/2018:  06:14:13

Are you asking about my mother-in-law?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/01/2018:  07:10:24

*Lol* Can she be compared to an elephant or hippo?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2018:  09:04:56

Do you think she has a BHO login?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2018:  10:31:26

Is her handle "bag-o'-nuts"?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2018:  11:12:14

Who’s nuts are in the bag?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/02/2018:  03:33:53

Chip and Dales?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2018:  05:22:48

How do you think they feel about that?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2018:  07:28:54

haven't they had enough fun?