chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2022:  09:05:27

I can’t think of any more milk references, can you?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/08/2022:  09:47:44

Curd you think or any dairy puns that aren’t too cheesy?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 06/08/2022 09:49:16

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2022:  02:33:35

Is that the whey you want to go with this thread?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/09/2022:  05:37:39

Would you rather sing this dairy song; “Something in the She Moos Attracts Me Like No Udder”?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/09/2022:  10:22:34

I need a whole-stein of beer, know what I mean?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2022:  17:23:45

Who could beef with that?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/10/2022:  05:03:59

Don’t you know that jokes about beef steak are rare-ly punny?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2022:  07:52:31

Does that mean mine didn’t make the cut?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/10/2022:  10:28:35

Should we round-up the BHO Steering committee for direction?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2022:  12:06:33

Are they bullish on pun creativity?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2022:  16:43:58

Or are they just trying to horn in on our fun?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/11/2022:  05:18:47

Have you herd that they planned a steak out but it was an udder failure?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/11/2022:  08:43:25

Does three-in-one garner one a medal?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2022:  18:35:05

How about our undying admiration?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/12/2022:  07:55:38

Would offering a cash prize be out of the question?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 06/12/2022 07:55:54

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2022:  10:13:30

Isn’t it beneath us to become mercenary?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2022:  03:04:50

Are you saying we couldn’t pay you enough?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/13/2022:  07:12:45

Or are you inferring that we don’t have enough to pay you?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2022:  15:23:50

Can I borrow $20?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/13/2022:  16:49:14

Do you have change for a $50?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 06/13/2022 16:49:28

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2022:  16:52:08

Couldn’t we just rob a meter maid?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2022:  02:42:48

Would that make cents?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/14/2022:  09:33:19

Don’t you think it’s just priceless that the meter maid’s name is Penny?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 06/14/2022 09:34:13

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2022:  12:20:02

Is that a change?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/14/2022:  15:04:19

Could it be coin-cidence or is it just plain non-cents?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2022:  02:50:45

Did you hear about the child who ate a roll of quarters?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/15/2022:  03:47:13

Has there been any change in its condition?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2022:  09:04:27

Is that roll of quarters of the silver variety?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/15/2022:  16:06:57

Aren’t those quarters 90% silver and minted before 1965?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2022:  18:22:37

Are they worth more as coins or as scrap silver?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/16/2022:  07:55:39

Since when is silver considered scrap?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2022:  11:33:19

Have you asked at Sammy’s Scrap & Salvage?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2022:  14:12:34

You mean the place that buys all the scrap silver?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/16/2022:  16:01:35

Wasn’t the name changed to “Super Sammy’s Silver City”?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2022:  22:06:03

Did he become “super” after making his first million?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2022:  03:06:39

First million what?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/17/2022:  04:21:30

Are you referring to a million dollars or a million quarters?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2022:  06:22:58

Wouldn’t a million quarters be rather heavy to take to the bank?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/17/2022 06:23:37

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/17/2022:  13:11:53

How can you spend them if you take them to the bank?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2022:  03:04:14

Twenty five cents at a time?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/18/2022:  04:46:53

What can you buy for two bits these days?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2022:  06:45:46

A two-bit whore?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/18/2022:  08:39:21

Is it true that the aforementioned “Ladies Of Adventure” now charge additional rates and surcharges for (but not limited to); medical, dental, and life insurance coverage, as well as paid vacation, sick days, and holidays, not to mention funding Retirement accounts and FICA contributions?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/18/2022:  11:14:21

I don't know. Why don't you ask one of
those "Ladies" ?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2022:  15:48:55

Are they frequent “visitors” to your neighbourhood?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2022:  02:47:00

Or he to theirs?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/19/2022:  10:45:36

Don’t the Adventurous Ladies hang out a Grim Jim’s?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2022:  02:59:25

Isn’t that while they’re off duty?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2022:  06:41:55

Aren’t always up for a bit of business?