OM45GE - Posted - 11/23/2016:  18:20:15

Don't you have to read "Reading for Dummies" first?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/23/2016:  18:36:42

How can you read any book without loining your a,b,c's first?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2016:  03:01:51

Or your alpha, beta, gamma's?

J e f f - Posted - 11/24/2016:  08:29:54

Or your P's and Q's?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/24/2016:  08:41:51

How about dotting your eyes and crossing your tees?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2016:  12:54:31

Why are you cross with your T's?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/24/2016:  15:29:20

Don't you blame the tee if you drive into the rough?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2016:  04:11:01

I don't play golf so how would I know?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2016:  07:34:11

Can't you just pretend you do?....like so many other people clogging up the fairways? 

(can I ask 2 ,now 3 questions and leave town for a few days?)

Edited by - chuckv97 on 11/25/2016 07:35:51

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/25/2016:  12:00:32

Why?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2016:  16:32:44

Yeah, why?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2016:  16:36:18

Who is Rene and why is he singing the anthem(s) at the Gahd'n?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 11/25/2016 16:37:31

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2016:  16:40:51

Do you mean Rene Rancourt?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2016:  16:42:58

Is he a French Canadian refugee?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2016:  17:49:09

He's from Maine, is that close enough?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2016:  18:20:23

There is no definitive explanation for the origin of the name "Maine", but the most likely origin is the name given by early explorers after a province in France. Whatever the origin, the name was fixed for English settlers in 1665 when the English King's Commissioners ordered that the "Province of Maine" be entered from then on in official records.^[10] The state legislature in 2001 adopted a resolution establishing Franco-American Day, which stated that the state was named after the former French province of Maine.^[11]

maybe he sings the anthems in French late at night to his wife,waddya think?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2016:  02:30:08

Did you know Maine was once part of Massachusetts?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/26/2016:  03:21:04

If I did not know that,will I flunk geography?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2016:  04:52:45

Have you finished the pop quiz?

J e f f - Posted - 11/26/2016:  05:57:37

What's next? The beer quiz?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2016:  06:53:01

Ok- how many bottles of beer on the wall?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2016:  13:22:13

Who's counting?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/27/2016:  03:21:28

Which wall are we using?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2016:  03:26:01

It will need shelving won't it?

J e f f - Posted - 11/27/2016:  06:51:26

How else are you going to put bottles of beer on the wall?

And why would you want to put bottles of beer on the wall, anyway?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2016:  08:04:29

Is it a collection?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2016:  08:42:22

Wouldn't you rather drink it?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2016:  11:52:15

What if I don't drink anymore?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2016:  12:57:53

Do you drink any less?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2016:  16:38:58

Less is more?

J e f f - Posted - 11/27/2016:  18:08:18

Have you asked Earl of Sandwich?

Gumbograss - Posted - 11/27/2016:  19:31:47

Is Earl giving away sandwiches?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2016:  20:56:26

Did he get some from Alan Munde? 

Gumbograss - Posted - 11/27/2016:  20:59:27

Why don't you ask Alan?

Omeboy - Posted - 11/27/2016:  21:10:47

Can I ask Munde next Tuesday?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2016:  02:55:04

Do you have his number?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2016:  08:51:31

Are you on his trail?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2016:  11:13:02

Do I look like a tracker?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/28/2016:  11:41:25

Do you have to look like a tracker to be one?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2016:  13:41:15

What do you think? 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2016:  14:57:50

What are ,may I ask, the visible features of said "tracker"? 

J e f f - Posted - 11/28/2016:  17:03:39

Isn't that the thing you use to do farm work?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2016:  03:18:24

What do you grow on your farm?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2016:  03:36:17

Ants?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2016:  05:36:52

How is that profitable?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2016:  05:59:07

Ever heard of chocolate covered ants?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2016:  08:19:41

Yes..Do you grow the chocolate too?

Forrest - Posted - 11/29/2016:  09:20:53

How do you grow chocolate?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2016:  11:08:30

You've not heard of the Theobroma cacao?