chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2021:  08:37:00

Are you talking about the “oldest profession”?

DC5 - Posted - 04/26/2021:  11:24:04

Do you mean magician?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/26/2021:  16:36:57

Can ladies of the night do magic tricks?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2021:  17:38:39

Is making your money disappear magic?

DC5 - Posted - 04/27/2021:  05:54:20

Would that amaze you?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2021:  05:58:36

Should it?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2021:  07:55:30

Why not?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2021:  09:01:22

Perhaps I’m just jaded?

DC5 - Posted - 04/27/2021:  12:27:25

You mean you're green?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/27/2021:  15:55:04

Was Mr Green Jeans actually green?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2021:  16:30:47

Not sure - I’ve never cut him open, have you?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2021:  03:08:03

Are you suggesting an autopsy?

DC5 - Posted - 04/28/2021:  05:52:17

Is that a do it yourself operation?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2021:  06:05:26

Sort of an auto-autopsy?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2021:  07:07:55

Is that what my mechanic does to my old beater car?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/28/2021:  08:15:02

At what point does a car become “an old beater”?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2021:  12:32:38

When you get a new beater?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2021:  13:43:08

Does one wear a wife-beater shirt driving one of those rattle traps?

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Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/28/2021 13:45:38

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/28/2021:  17:33:31

When women wear wife-beater t-shirts does that mean they are the beaters?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2021:  03:07:35

Doesn’t that depend on whether or not they have a wife?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/29/2021:  05:32:19

If your a senior citizen wearing a wife beater shirt, does that make you an old beater?

DC5 - Posted - 04/29/2021:  05:46:26

Should you turn off the beater before licking the frosting?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2021:  08:25:08

Dost thou have scars on thine tongue?

DC5 - Posted - 04/29/2021:  08:52:05

Whath ith it thath makths you athkth that?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2021:  09:17:00

Could you repeat that?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2021:  09:24:25

Is it repeatable in polite company?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/29/2021:  13:22:16

Isn’t company more apt to be compared to fish?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2021:  17:05:52

How does that go?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2021:  17:49:57

Are you talking “Star Kist” ?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2021:  03:03:49

Didn’t they go into the can?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/30/2021:  06:31:20

Is it because after three days they both start to get old?

DC5 - Posted - 04/30/2021:  06:36:14

Doesn't some company get old after 3 minutes?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/30/2021:  07:10:50

Don’t some guys keep getting divorced to get rid of their mothers-in-law?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2021:  08:30:16

Isn’t there an easier way?

DC5 - Posted - 05/01/2021:  05:31:04

Are you saying you're lazy?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2021:  06:36:20

Isn’t laziness the true mother of invention?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2021:  07:37:41

Don’t mothers-in-law deserve some more respect?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2021:  11:40:56

Isn’t respect earned?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/01/2021:  17:39:37

How much do you have to earn to get respect?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2021:  06:33:44

What currency are we using?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2021:  07:02:03

Could it be the Canadian “looney”?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/02/2021 07:04:11

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/02/2021:  17:37:46

Is Canadian Looney, loonier than regular USA looney?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2021:  03:15:46

Is that a crazy question?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/03/2021:  07:56:49

Whats the difference between crazy and looney?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2021:  09:12:47

They begin with different letters?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2021:  10:54:16

Are their etymologies the same?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/04/2021:  08:12:43

Have they been around long enough to have etymologies?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/04/2021 08:12:57

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2021:  08:34:00

Doesn’t even a newly coined word have an etymology?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/04/2021:  10:27:20

Does a frog with a black powder Derringer have an etymology?