mbanjo - Posted - 02/03/2013:  22:40:20

If it was a false start, does anyone get disqualified?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2013:  04:45:09

Yes,,but who is it?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/04/2013:  06:02:17

Was he disqualified for not knowing who he is?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/04/2013:  12:57:26

Has he been using illegal memory loss drugs?

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/05/2013:  04:04:38

What, they're illegal now? When did that happen?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2013:  05:09:49

Did you lose your memory too?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/05/2013:  06:19:45

If a duck loses his memory couldn't he just find another one?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/05/2013:  11:13:50

He probably could find another memory.....but how many gigs.............or in this case gaggles would he require?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/05/2013:  11:29:03

About how much does a case of duck gaggles cost?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2013:  12:48:03

Is it true that ducks wake up to a new world every morning?

RandyZ - Posted - 02/05/2013:  12:58:12

only if they can time-travel.....when i make a cigar box banjo, do i leave the cigars in?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/05/2013:  13:20:34

Do you want to play smokey mountain music?

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/06/2013:  03:59:35

Do that require a smoke machine?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2013:  04:44:01

Isn't smoking bad for their health?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/06/2013:  05:32:20

Wouldn't that be one smokin banjo?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2013:  08:37:40

Like this?

Alaina - Posted - 02/06/2013:  15:00:41

Who would do such a thing?!?!?!?!

mbanjo - Posted - 02/06/2013:  16:34:03

What else can you do with old pre-war banjos.............,.?

ErikH - Posted - 02/07/2013:  02:21:11

Give them a loving home?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2013:  03:35:40

Can you send them my way?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/07/2013:  18:32:39

Do you still do it your way Mr.Sinatra?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/07/2013:  18:40:24

Do you still know the way to San Jose, Dionne?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/07/2013:  20:12:57

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?...kermit

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2013:  03:08:21

Do I have to answer a question from a frog?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2013:  04:53:52

Is the question legitiment ??

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2013:  09:16:04

Do you understand frog?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/08/2013:  12:00:51

Isn't a toad in the hole worth two in the bush?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2013:  12:04:50

Do you remember in a fairy tale how a wicked witch's spell
Changed a handsome prince to a toad
Through the power of her potion,she handed him the notion
That he was lower than the dirt in the road ? ( Chet Atkins & Ray Stevens,,,Frog Kissin)

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2013:  13:32:28

Who's going to kiss him?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2013:  13:51:46

But the evil plan was thwarted and his warted skin rewarded

When there chanced to happen by a young miss

And in spite of his complexion,she offered her affection

And broke the wicked curse with a kiss

     Do you want to hear more??

Edited by - banjoscotty on 02/08/2013 13:53:39

MWBailey - Posted - 02/08/2013:  14:04:32

Does it get more explicit?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2013:  14:13:57

You're not stopping there are you?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/08/2013:  14:52:39

Can you remember the rest?....please

ErikH - Posted - 02/09/2013:  05:25:58

So kissing strange amphibians can lead to fame and fortune?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/09/2013:  06:58:03

Maybe so, but who wants to be remembered as John Doe, you know, that well known rich and famous frog kisser?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/09/2013:  07:44:00

If you've never been a frog kissin

Then you don't know what you've been missin

There's a world of opprotunity under each and every log,

If you've never been a charm breaker

Or you've never been a handsome prince maker

Just slow down,turn around,bend down and kiss you a frog,,,,,,,RIBBIT---RIBBIT

          This is not a question,,,,but it might create some

Edited by - banjoscotty on 02/09/2013 07:45:38

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2013:  11:00:17

What sort of questions were you thinking of?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/09/2013:  11:20:45

The question is,,What was the young Miss's name?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2013:  11:23:45

Can you give us a hint?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/09/2013:  12:10:30

Was she a movie star?

jistgreg - Posted - 02/09/2013:  15:29:37

Did she live in L.A.? 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/09/2013:  19:46:13

Did she like to eat strawberries?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/09/2013:  20:57:16

Does she live around here or does she ride a bicycle?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/09/2013:  21:12:35

Has she got a sister about the same age?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/10/2013:  05:33:02

Didn't she almost fall in a well once upon a time even though there were persistant rumors afloat that perhaps she was pushed?

ErikH - Posted - 02/10/2013:  05:56:20

Did she sit on a tuffet eating curds and whey?

jistgreg - Posted - 02/10/2013:  06:05:51

It's simply absurd 

When you fall in the curds 

But it's rude when you get in the whey, 

nu? 

poetry-archive.com/c/the_embar...ffet.html

Edited by - jistgreg on 02/10/2013 06:17:43

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2013:  10:37:16

Does the Dairy Council know about this?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/10/2013:  12:03:39

Did she ever climb a hill with jack?