chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2020:  20:28:47

skipped Mrs. Lindsay’s classes

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2020:  03:14:56

and congregated behind the

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/21/2020:  08:14:39

hooker bait and tackle

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2020:  14:13:13

hoping to pick up

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2020:  14:25:39

an outdoor-sy gal with

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2020:  14:31:46

a two person tent

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/21/2020:  18:39:54

and a Coleman folding

Meles_Meles - Posted - 04/21/2020:  20:21:21

lantern producing red light

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2020:  03:18:12

beckoning weary hikers who

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2020:  07:27:10

need their nightly comforts

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/22/2020:  12:00:44

after exploring tiny mountainsides

grandpafive - Posted - 04/22/2020:  19:44:39

searching for weevil carcasses

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2020:  19:51:54

to sell to laboratories

Meles_Meles - Posted - 04/22/2020:  20:17:14

performing trans-species crossbreeding experiments

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2020:  03:23:52

resulting in hideous turduckens

grandpafive - Posted - 04/23/2020:  05:55:52

and tear-stained romances that

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2020:  06:43:54

always end quite badly

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/23/2020:  07:24:40

with such unusual behavior

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/23/2020:  08:36:53

between the bed sheets

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/23/2020:  10:06:10

where they found a

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2020:  16:51:14

jug of Wesson Oil

Meles_Meles - Posted - 04/23/2020:  20:15:37

where they expected Mazola

grandpafive - Posted - 04/23/2020:  20:21:07

, not Mazolas husband who

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/23/2020:  20:39:49

set fire to cornfields

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2020:  03:53:50

because he liked fires

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/24/2020:  13:22:33

his pyromania has phenomenal

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/24/2020:  15:40:35

repercussions at fire halls

Meles_Meles - Posted - 04/24/2020:  20:20:44

where hearing the popping

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2020:  06:52:37

of bursting beer bottles

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/25/2020:  07:28:15

makes one feel like

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2020:  07:57:27

we’re in good hands

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/25/2020:  11:40:01

since we have Allstate

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2020:  12:05:04

indemnifying us against unexpected

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/25/2020:  13:37:22

committees considerations cancelling christmas

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2020:  14:01:39

and postponing other major

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/25/2020:  15:59:08

holidays not yet taken

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/25/2020:  16:17:35

because someone forgot to

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2020:  17:00:09

take the cake out

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/25/2020:  19:14:02

of the oven and

Meles_Meles - Posted - 04/25/2020:  20:14:47

it resembled charred stovelids

(Anyone else old enough to remember stovelids?)

grandpafive - Posted - 04/25/2020:  20:20:25

rescued from the scrapyard

Yes re; stovelids

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2020:  20:36:05

where rusty old Studebakers

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/26/2020:  07:00:53

have set for years

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2020:  11:21:54

slowly oxidizing into unrecognizable

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2020:  11:30:19

sculptures of corroded metal

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/26/2020:  12:17:04

lovely maniacal looking creatures

geoB - Posted - 04/26/2020:  19:00:09

Resembling furture primitive Eloys

Meles_Meles - Posted - 04/26/2020:  19:34:07

stirred under the moonlight

geoB - Posted - 04/27/2020:  01:36:14

With an unrelenting hungering