banjoscotty - Posted - 03/18/2016:  10:12:13

,,,,,,,they're red and white

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2016:  13:13:11

and a couple of

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/18/2016:  14:45:46

kicky poo joy juices

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2016:  15:07:40

lead to checkered pasts

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2016:  18:39:20

and plaid sports coats

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/18/2016:  19:56:02

with pink carnation condensed

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2016:  20:36:10

strawberry flavoured milk that

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2016:  07:07:47

leaked from the pockets

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2016:  07:46:42

in two gushing streams

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2016:  11:14:43

that plugged the toilet

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2016:  19:07:02

and left onlookers stunned 

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/19/2016:  20:10:24

by the perfect cycloids

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2016:  00:25:55

,hypnotizing the restroom valet

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TheLastWord - Posted - 03/20/2016:  04:37:04

and caused the man

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/20/2016:  14:19:41

to drop the keys

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2016:  18:32:28

in the toilet ,resulting

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/20/2016:  19:36:34

in 'alarums and excursions'

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2016:  04:57:56

that you wouldn't believe

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2016:  05:35:40

until someone proved it

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2016:  06:50:44

using complex mathematical formulas

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2016:  08:31:05

or those modern computers

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2016:  09:10:34

that can cause tinnitus

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2016:  10:47:32

if you turn up

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2016:  12:42:52

the volume too much

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2016:  13:05:20

and stand too close

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2016:  13:31:42

to those powered speakers

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2016:  13:51:06

on the fiddle break

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2016:  14:50:46

your ears will tingle

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2016:  15:39:23

and you won't hear

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2016:  15:45:47

the 6 o'clock train

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/21/2016:  19:58:03

squashing migrating lemmings that

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2016:  03:31:58

stray onto the tracks 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/22/2016:  03:36:02

while their mama flirts

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2016:  07:35:32

with certain death. Down

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/22/2016:  08:49:04

the road she sees

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/22/2016:  19:43:11

a flatulent female ferret

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2016:  19:54:25

flirting with a parrot

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/22/2016:  20:19:52

picking persistent possum particles

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/23/2016:  02:49:58

that weren't his only

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2016:  03:35:45

meal for the day

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/23/2016:  06:00:12

and he wasn't concerned

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2016:  06:02:16

about proper table manners

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2016:  07:47:28

or stains on feathers

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/23/2016:  19:50:19

of those around him

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2016:  03:34:59

which is antisocial but

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/24/2016:  05:25:37

who gives a hoot

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2016:  09:29:52

when you're born in

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/24/2016:  09:59:56

backstage Grand Ol Opry

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2016:  11:34:30

where many an illegitimate