chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2019:  14:00:32

working in steel mills

Meles_Meles - Posted - 02/02/2019:  20:21:54

dreaming of Haley Mills

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2019:  07:21:57

, a chatty English immigrant

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/03/2019:  14:26:20

from Berwick-upon-Tweed

Meles_Meles - Posted - 02/03/2019:  19:17:58

who'd met Pamela Tiffin

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2019:  19:48:55

in Walmart’s lingerie department

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2019:  03:46:24

where he helped her

Meles_Meles - Posted - 02/04/2019:  20:20:41

shop for Judy Geeson

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2019:  22:19:34

jodhpurs,endorsed by Philip

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2019:  08:20:56

did not meet approval

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2019:  10:04:34

so they kept looking

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2019:  10:08:27

for sexy riding attire

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2019:  10:38:37

which he hoped would

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/05/2019:  15:03:51

impress his neighbor named

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2019:  15:48:10

Hayseed Heidi, a horse-loving

Meles_Meles - Posted - 02/05/2019:  21:03:22

Supermodel who had dropped

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/06/2019:  09:44:51

out of National competition

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/06/2019:  18:13:25

to start a secret

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2019:  19:02:10

love affair with Tonto

Meles_Meles - Posted - 02/06/2019:  20:28:49

which was tantamount to

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2019:  05:11:17

anything that happened before

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2019:  08:42:04

the Lone Ranger deserted

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/07/2019:  14:44:05

Mrs. Ranger and rode

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 02/07/2019:  17:39:24

the subway every morning

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2019:  17:54:28

, masked and bare back

Meles_Meles - Posted - 02/07/2019:  20:42:18

looking for leatherer lads

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2019:  04:24:33

to his regular job

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/08/2019:  15:24:03

before heading back to

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2019:  17:38:20

Chief Nokahoma’s condo teepee

Meles_Meles - Posted - 02/08/2019:  20:28:39

situated near Yokohama's largest

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banjoscotty - Posted - 02/09/2019:  03:56:04

tire manufacturer in world

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2019:  08:06:06

where Akron transplants toil

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/09/2019:  11:53:30

in the cold winter

Gumbograss - Posted - 02/09/2019:  14:38:13

at the expense of

Meles_Meles - Posted - 02/09/2019:  19:09:20

all those Ohio shopkeepers

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2019:  19:29:18

who sleep under bridges

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2019:  04:19:18

with the other vagrants

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/10/2019:  04:37:52

and play hopscotch all

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2019:  08:48:42

weekend on deserted sidewalks

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/10/2019:  16:10:41

painted a bright green

Meles_Meles - Posted - 02/10/2019:  19:39:03

by otiose lawn owners

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2019:  19:59:04

who unfortunately are gasoline-challenged

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/11/2019:  03:48:14

in need of operators

Meles_Meles - Posted - 02/11/2019:  20:22:39

to call long distance

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2019:  20:57:48

to Saudi Arabia for

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/12/2019:  03:59:48

directions on how to

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/12/2019:  04:32:35

get to drug store

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2019:  07:47:28

that sells sand candles

Meles_Meles - Posted - 02/12/2019:  20:17:00

for illuminating one's oasis