Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/06/2021:  15:12:30

-s onto the sidewalk revealing

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2021:  15:17:44

drug paraphernalia that Sgt.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/06/2021:  15:35:54

Peppers Lonely Hearts-Club Band

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2021:  17:05:15

had left in the

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2021:  18:22:58

side pocket when fleeing

Meles_Meles - Posted - 12/06/2021:  20:24:24

a Kurosawa special-effects tsunami

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2021:  03:25:51

and its incredible realism

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/07/2021:  05:29:34

portraying the massive destruction

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2021:  08:01:07

of my sordid neighbourhood

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2021:  12:08:30

which was condemned because

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/07/2021:  15:05:56

one particular banjo player

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2021:  17:30:30

neglected his filthy outhouse

Meles_Meles - Posted - 12/07/2021:  20:33:29

and bred a superbug

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2021:  03:03:45

which curdled everyone’s milk

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/08/2021:  09:56:38

spawning a worldwide pandemic

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2021:  11:48:14

except in North Peoria

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2021:  13:19:38

where nobody gave a

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/08/2021:  14:15:37

hoot or a holler

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2021:  14:26:51

because booze was cheap

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/08/2021:  17:44:48

and babes were plentiful

Meles_Meles - Posted - 12/08/2021:  20:46:03

as ticks on hounds

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2021:  03:29:15

sleeping in the shade

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/09/2021:  04:42:10

of low-lying weeping willows

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2021:  05:15:44

occasionally lifting their heads

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/09/2021:  05:28:20

and propping open eyes

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2021:  07:42:14

to growl at tomcats

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2021:  11:02:45

whose howling ruins sleep

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/09/2021:  13:02:43

and interrupts whole neighborhoods

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2021:  17:39:40

despite numerous thrown objects

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2021:  19:27:22

such as knives, grenades

Meles_Meles - Posted - 12/09/2021:  20:16:43

and savagely defunctive curses

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2021:  04:32:35

which cats don’t understand

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/10/2021:  07:38:43

owing to I-Don’t-Give-A-Rat’s-@$$ attitudes

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2021:  08:32:14

which garners derision from

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/10/2021:  11:57:12

from the slightly retarded

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/10/2021:  15:33:53

resident rodent populations which

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2021:  18:30:14

is expanding exponentially into

Meles_Meles - Posted - 12/10/2021:  20:18:11

realms of transcendental numbers

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2021:  03:09:08

where many experience severe

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2021:  03:53:30

vertigo despite negative grounding

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/11/2021:  05:58:51

from chewing electrical wires

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2021:  10:56:57

while standing in buckets

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2021:  11:47:38

of kitty litter to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/11/2021:  13:40:40

deposit smelly, unsightly mounds

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2021:  14:18:17

hoping nobody would notice

Meles_Meles - Posted - 12/11/2021:  20:28:53

all the constipated cats

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/12/2021:  05:06:01

hanging around rat infested

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2021:  07:27:11

recording studios on skidrow

Meles_Meles - Posted - 12/12/2021:  19:16:35

because of Gnashville's shortage