chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2020:  11:12:37

Col.Mustard of “Clue”

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/01/2020:  11:18:39

and Professor Victor Plum

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/01/2020:  11:59:21

who lost all of

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2020:  14:00:41

his marbles playing scrabble

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/01/2020:  17:39:11

despite his quick wit

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/01/2020:  18:16:03

he was barred from

xmark - Posted - 10/01/2020:  19:01:38

local pub trivia nights

Meles_Meles - Posted - 10/01/2020:  20:43:34

because dyslexic drunks thought

( I hope you all get the implied pun on 'Dijon' and 'Dion and the Bellmonts_

Edited by - Meles_Meles on 10/01/2020 20:45:45

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2020:  03:42:49

his puns were obscure

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/02/2020:  06:01:51

and his bib overalls

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2020:  06:23:37

we’re covered in greasy

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2020:  06:49:39

gawdawful grimy gopher guts

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2020:  07:21:08

which he found particularly

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/02/2020:  16:59:20

interesting as gopher was

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/02/2020:  18:17:21

not gawdawful to him

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2020:  18:26:22

but a scrumptious delicacy

grandpafive - Posted - 10/02/2020:  19:46:35

not often found roadside

Meles_Meles - Posted - 10/02/2020:  20:21:47

among other deceased marmots

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2020:  20:45:32

whose teeth are pulled

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/03/2020:  04:48:44

to make controversial necklaces

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2020:  05:05:05

not sold in stores

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/03/2020:  07:43:50

but readily available on-line

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2020:  08:31:48

from “My Pillow” scam artists

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2020:  10:07:47

and a few resellers

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/03/2020:  13:13:41

at the low price

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2020:  13:53:05

no one can resist

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/03/2020:  14:57:45

of 19.95 plus tax

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/03/2020:  17:02:38

. But wait! Order now

grandpafive - Posted - 10/03/2020:  18:04:30

before we're found out

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/03/2020:  19:31:30

and you will get

Meles_Meles - Posted - 10/03/2020:  20:09:40

away with murder because

xmark - Posted - 10/03/2020:  20:21:45

it's only a gopher

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2020:  20:48:21

you drove over yesterday

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/04/2020:  07:44:00

and for several days

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/04/2020:  15:54:05

there has been a

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2020:  18:49:56

murder of crows picking

Meles_Meles - Posted - 10/04/2020:  19:35:34

on poor little Donny

grandpafive - Posted - 10/04/2020:  20:41:08

Brook from County Armagh

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2020:  03:13:54

, Ulster’s apple capital, where

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2020:  07:21:58

pits are spat out

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/05/2020:  09:31:39

and seeds are hoarded

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/05/2020:  16:47:13

for next years crop

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/05/2020:  17:24:17

of black berries. Neither

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2020:  17:34:20

wind, snow, or hail

xmark - Posted - 10/05/2020:  19:34:27

can stop the great

Meles_Meles - Posted - 10/05/2020:  20:21:31

pumpkin from disappointing Linus

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/05/2020:  20:43:29

from the great Caper

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2020:  03:15:49

Creator and prolific author

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2020:  07:43:02

Chuck, the hockey-playing Schultz