chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2014:  14:29:01

interspersed with mandarin prepositions

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2014:  17:00:31

and the odd participle

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/21/2014:  19:43:59

hanging from a loose

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/21/2014:  21:11:45

moose's antler because it

jistgreg - Posted - 09/22/2014:  02:00:42

tried to eat participles 

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2014:  05:08:29

which caused parsing problems

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/22/2014:  11:25:01

to the parsers that

jistgreg - Posted - 09/22/2014:  12:11:47

thought they were pursers 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2014:  12:38:20

moonlighting as lowdown pursesnatchers

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2014:  13:33:52

which wasn't at all

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/22/2014:  19:57:12

interpretations the same as

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2014:  02:43:13

going to school barefooted

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2014:  03:49:54

isn't allowed these days

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2014:  07:55:14

because of painted toenails

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2014:  10:00:48

and the poor hygiene

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/23/2014:  16:48:55

from the other type

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2014:  16:51:54

of students, who were

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/23/2014:  17:23:15

not from this area

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/23/2014:  19:55:52

and smelled of cabbages

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2014:  20:31:24

,sauerkraut,and head cheese

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2014:  01:53:06

so they took showers

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2014:  03:15:44

which worked fine until

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/24/2014:  16:33:11

the water stopped running

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/24/2014:  20:15:26

down the drain and

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/25/2014:  03:21:57

the bathroom got flooded

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2014:  06:21:28

and created a terrible

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2014:  15:04:08

backlog of horrifying sewage

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2014:  17:09:45

which undid all their

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/25/2014:  20:18:42

petticoat laces, so that

jistgreg - Posted - 09/26/2014:  01:38:10

their foundations no longer 

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2014:  03:05:08

did much good for

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/26/2014:  03:55:21

their modesty which shamed

jistgreg - Posted - 09/26/2014:  07:30:13

the lilies of the 

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2014:  17:53:32

lowlands where the tarts

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/26/2014:  19:28:47

were gathering their grapefruits

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2014:  20:13:05

and using them as

MWBailey - Posted - 09/26/2014:  21:03:44

impromptu projectiles. Suddenly, Henrietta's

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2014:  02:48:27

bra strap came loose

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/27/2014:  04:03:36

exposing her rather large

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2014:  04:23:47

tattoo of a hideous

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/27/2014:  11:13:10

bagpipe player. His kilt

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2014:  11:33:26

did not cover his

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/27/2014:  15:51:19

feet so they just

jistgreg - Posted - 09/27/2014:  15:53:23

flapped in the wind 

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2014:  17:27:12

and got too much

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/27/2014:  19:28:15

lateral oscillation when she

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2014:  19:30:46

danced the hootchie kootchie

MWBailey - Posted - 09/27/2014:  20:42:23

like Little Egypt when

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2014:  03:05:32

Scaggs came in and