Forrest - Posted - 04/07/2017:  09:09:28

plant where they ignite

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2017:  09:36:06

the furnaces at night

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2017:  09:48:28

to pour molten metal

Forrest - Posted - 04/07/2017:  10:28:07

into molten metal moulds

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2017:  13:29:35

of famous banjo players

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2017:  13:53:07

desiring DeSoto tone rings

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2017:  14:27:33

and metal garden gnomes

Meles_Meles - Posted - 04/07/2017:  20:19:34

contorted in saucy attitudes

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2017:  04:09:59

with photos posted on

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2017:  06:22:02

"Gnomes'R'Us" Facebook page

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2017:  13:02:30

where gnome fetishists find

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2017:  15:37:10

a brotherhood of freaks

Meles_Meles - Posted - 04/08/2017:  19:00:53

rejected by most circuses

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2017:  19:28:13

including the flea variety

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2017:  09:54:31

their rejection is total

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/09/2017:  14:48:40

and without any remorse

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2017:  15:20:15

or human decency, they

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2017:  16:03:49

kick people to the

Meles_Meles - Posted - 04/09/2017:  19:39:49

back of the bus

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2017:  20:59:16

where the toilet is

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2017:  03:00:25

and the engine noise 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/10/2017:  04:23:10

makes hearing very difficult

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2017:  06:30:45

, a boon to flatulators

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2017:  10:44:58

who hope they don't

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/10/2017:  11:21:16

get noticed while flatulating

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/10/2017:  15:09:45

from across the room

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2017:  15:14:42

where MAFF members gathered

Meles_Meles - Posted - 04/10/2017:  20:17:20

when hunting for tweezots

urbandictionary.com/define.php...m=tweezot

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2017:  20:45:27

whose noses were wrinkled

"This is a Montreal (which has a great public-transport system) term, that I first heard in the late 1950's. A tweezot is a pervert who gets down on his knees to suck the farts out of the cushions of the back bench seat of a bus, particularly if an attractive person has just relinquished that seat. The back seat was favoured because on the older Montral busses the row of seats in front of it had a sort of panel that blocked the driver's view of anyone crouching down there. (The busses have since been redesigned.)
A young secretarial type stood up to get off the crowded bus at the next stop. I tried to push my way to the vacant seat, but some tweezot got there first."
#twezot #twezott #seatsucker #fartsucker #busbreather
by Meles Borealis March 22, 2006

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2017:  02:55:01

like a grazing warthog 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/11/2017:  04:11:39

wondering around the valley

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2017:  05:42:55

where hogs with warts

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2017:  02:30:59

search for Compound W

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/12/2017:  04:58:43

just before Compound V

Forrest - Posted - 04/12/2017:  06:06:08

which is something different

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2017:  08:33:50

for maladies of the

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2017:  18:08:20

wazoo, hence the "W"

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2017:  18:33:26

the "V" stood for

Meles_Meles - Posted - 04/12/2017:  20:15:47

which inspired Thomas Pynchon

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2017:  02:56:17

title his novel using

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2017:  09:39:15

words without bordres/borders

Forrest - Posted - 04/13/2017:  10:58:00

like v or w

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/13/2017:  12:21:25

this has gotten complicated

MWBailey - Posted - 04/13/2017:  16:19:26

, but the underwear







("This is a Montreal (which has a great public-transport system) term, that I first heard in the late 1950's. A tweezot is a pervert who gets down on his knees to suck the farts out of the cushions of the back bench seat of a bus, particularly if an attractive person has just relinquished that seat. The back seat was favoured because on the older Montral busses the row of seats in front of it had a sort of panel that blocked the driver's view of anyone crouching down there. (The busses have since been redesigned.)

A young secretarial type stood up to get off the crowded bus at the next stop. I tried to push my way to the vacant seat, but some tweezot got there first."

#twezot #twezott #seatsucker #fartsucker #busbreather

by Meles Borealis March 22, 2006...

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What has been seen, can not be unseen. What has been thought, cannot be unthought. In other words: EEeeewwww!)

Edited by - MWBailey on 04/13/2017 16:20:28

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2017:  16:55:00

will reveal DNA evidence 

Forrest - Posted - 04/13/2017:  17:29:21

of a carnal nature

Meles_Meles - Posted - 04/13/2017:  20:12:36

or at least carnitas

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/14/2017:  02:35:02

while something fishy happened

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2017:  03:38:09

that left onlookers stunned