OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2016:  19:37:42

with an atypical nickname

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/10/2016:  19:39:49

from skidrow flophouses owned

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/11/2016:  02:23:43

by mayor LeRoy Skidrow

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/11/2016:  09:58:27

whose wife Jezebel collects

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/11/2016:  19:27:34

tufts of armpit hair

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/13/2016:  01:50:48

taken from her lovers

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/13/2016:  06:43:39

as evidence that she

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/13/2016:  20:24:20

was still found desirable

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/14/2016:  03:01:47

to mate with monkeys

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/14/2016:  06:30:49

and their human cousins

stillpickin - Posted - 09/14/2016:  18:01:46

with reckless abandon until

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/14/2016:  20:17:21

the SPCA charged her

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/14/2016:  21:37:00

with animal psychological cruelty

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2016:  03:00:15

but she claims that 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/15/2016:  03:47:23

her and Tarzan were

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2016:  06:05:46

determined to stay together 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/15/2016:  10:38:43

despite animal husbandry activities

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2016:  10:40:47

that deliberately tries to

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/15/2016:  17:19:02

confound the wedded pair

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/15/2016:  20:42:43

with a weeded pear

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2016:  03:09:46

which whining au pairs

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/16/2016:  06:16:59

a pair,yet single

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/16/2016:  07:32:10

at the Sadie Hawkins

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/16/2016:  20:32:00

memorial Chloral hydrate sale

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2016:  20:58:45

where the elite meet

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/16/2016:  21:00:52

to hydrate with Perrier

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2016:  21:03:22

and sneer at the

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/17/2016:  03:37:46

over weight bar maid

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2016:  05:31:18

who is always pleasant

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2016:  06:08:15

and jolly because she

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2016:  09:48:35

puts things in drinks

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/17/2016:  18:33:07

to cure customers' insomnia

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2016:  19:24:59

and enable her to

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/18/2016:  03:21:44

perform her naughty pranks

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2016:  05:00:08

which were well known 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2016:  14:33:55

to the vice squad

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2016:  17:18:17

who enjoyed them immensely

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/18/2016:  20:04:41

because her numerous prosthetics

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2016:  20:11:28

were made from protected

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/19/2016:  02:35:37

soft rubber pie pans

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2016:  02:42:15

which were surprisingly effective 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2016:  05:41:28

for recreational frisbee throwing

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2016:  06:06:16

but not so useful

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/19/2016:  18:55:24

in more intimate settings

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2016:  02:58:56

where the flying discs 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/20/2016:  04:12:45

are dangerous when trying

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2016:  05:21:04

to build crystal chandeliers

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2016:  08:56:47

that boosted Charlie's pride

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2016:  11:25:36

but humbled him inexplicably